How Spartan are you?

This quiz is to test how Spartan you are. Obviously none of us can ever be like the Spartans, because if you haven't been training since you could walk to be the most bad ass warrior ever, than you are very much behind schedule, but in modern America, this test will measure how close you are.

Are YOU a Spartan? No, you are obviously not, and if you try to claim that title, than Chuck Norris will roundhouse your nuts off and make you wear a pink party hat around for the rest of your life. But this test will see how close you are, while obviously not being a Spartan.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your favorite color?
Red
Blue
Fuschia
4. Who would you kick down a well?
Just Persians, who stand in front of wells.
Jews.
Anyone who talks trash while standing in front of a well.
5. How often do you work out for at least one hour?
Everyday.
Five days a week.
Three days a week or less.
6. What is your proffesion?
I work in an office.
Soldier, law enforcement or fire fighter.
I work outside with my hands.
7. If somebody is all over your girlfriend at a bar, you...
Point it out to the guy next to you and continue to watch.
Go over there and choke him out.
Go get another girlfriend.
8. How many times have you seen 300?
More than once.
Once
Never. (If you haven't seen 300 than you are gay, it is science.)
9. Who most closely resembles modern Spartans?
U.S. Special Ops and Army Rangers.
The British Navy.
The New Jersey National Guard.
10. When my kid reaches seven years of age, I will...
Send him to Schmidle's Spartan Military School.
Not send him to Schmidle's Spartan Military School.
Send him to his Grandma's house.
11. Who is Leonidas?
The guy who every guy in the world should try to be like.
The most bad ass guy ever, in the history of the world.
Who is Leonidas?
12. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Straight liquor.
Beer.
Wine and wine cooler like products.

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