how smart are you??

are you the sharpest needle in the group? or are you the one that laughs at the joke that someone told you a day late? we can't have it all. are you the weakest link? do you want to be a millionaire? and do you think you have what it takes to be smarter than the rest?

you can take this quiz to see if you are the one that laughs as soon as the joke is told. if you aren't, then, oh well. we can't all be the smartest one of them all.

Created by: mel
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. pick one
1
2
3
4
5
6
4. a man built a house. all four walls had southerly aspects. a bear comes along. what colour is the bear?
brown
black
white
yellow
green
5. when somebody robs a bank that you happen to be in at the time, you are the one. . .
screaming hysterically
making sure everyone stays close to the ground
attacking the robber
saying your prayers
pulling out your own gun and going on a killing spree
staring at a picture of a frog
6. when you see a suspicious looking man in a suspicious looking car driving down a suspicious looking road past a suspicious looking tree, you. . .
walk in the other direction
ask for a ride
7. what colour is a purple finch?
green
blue
yellow
purple
indigo
crimson
8. which of these foods/drinks are good for your brain?
leaves (me: okaaay . . .)
fish
milk
water
pork sausages
potatoes
9. how many times a day is a broken clock telling the right time?
4
7
2
5
10. what saying does this stand for? hands hands hands deck
three hands over deck
all hands on deck
a deck under three hands
underhanded deck
11. what about this one? rasingingin
rasing in
singing in the rain
nignignisar
rasing in the rain
12. last question :-% do you like chocolate
yes
no
i hate it!
frogs are good

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