How smalltown Kansas are YOU?

Born and raised in a small town in Kansas for 20 years..I know what I'm talkin about. I consider a small town to be under 20,000 people. This place sucks, but it has its hickish charm. Some of my questions are purely stereotypical, but there's a little truth to everything..

So how well do you know small town life in Kansas? Do you get all of your information from the Wizard of Oz or can you speak from experience? Let's find out, yall!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Does farmland surround your town on all sides?
Yes
No
4. Does farmland surround your town on all sides?
Yes
No
5. What is your idea of fun?
Going to malls
Clubbing
Driving around the countryside
Bonfires at the lake
Hanging at a friend's house
6. What's a common thing to see in a rural family's backyard?
Sauna
Broken down schoolbus
Cows
7. It almost surprises you to see which of the following:
Punks with spikey blue hair and piercings
Black people
8. What's a huge drug problem in small hick towns around here?
Weed
Meth
Coke
9. While driving around in the country, you are most likely to see which group of people tearing ass down the roads?
Mennonites
Farmers
Stupid 16-year-olds with trucks
Deer
10. At what time does hanging out on main street usually die down?
11 pm
3 am
8 pm
Midnight
11. Is it possible to walk across town at 2 am without getting mugged, raped, killed, or made fun of?
Yes
No
12. Are you so used to hardly any traffic that going to a city of 30,000 people or more can be frustrating?
Yes
No
13. Are you racist toward blacks, hispanics, and arabs?
Yes
No
Only if they refuse to work for me
14. Everyone knows that the highlight of the summer is...
the Bluegrass festival in Winfield
Farmers burning their fields during the Harvest Moon
Getting a farmer's tan
A combination of all of the above

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