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how Scranton are you?

This quiz helps one determine one's S.Q. (Scranton Quotient). If you are from Scranton or one of the surrounding boroughs, you will definitely find this amusing. If you are not from Scranton you can have a little fun too, at our expense.

Well, How Scranton are you? Take this quick test to determine your S.Q. (Scranton Quotient). Its fun, its silly, and its amazingly accurate. Try it you'll like it. If you've ever lived here, visited here, or have family living here, take the quiz you may be surprised at just how Scranton you are!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
What is a Texas Weiner?
George W. Bush
a breed of dog
a small hot dog with chili onions and mustard
the name of a sexual position
food from a gas station
What is "The Eynon"
a drive in movie theater
Sugermans
a drugstore
a town outside of Scranton
How far away is Philly?
125 miles
2 hours
Where were you born?
the mercy
cmc
moses
in a hospital
at home
If you are downtown, what direction is Clark's Summit?
up
down
over
What is down the line?
Carbondale, yuck!
downtown
Wilkes-Barre
what line?
Is there a bar within walking distance from your house?
yes
no
Is there a funeral home within walking distance from your house?
yes
no
Is there a church within walking distance from your house?
yes
no
What do you eat in Old Forge?
hot wings
pizza
seafood
barbecue
How many of your high school friends still live in Scranton?
all of em
some, but most moved away
none
Did you ever drink beer from a keg in the woods before you were 18?
no
I don't drink
of course, isn't that normal?
maybe once
If given the opportunity would you drink beer from a keg in the woods now?
yes
no
maybe
of course, isn't that normal?
What is your ethnicity?
Irish
Italian
Polish
any combination of the above three
none of the above
Does it seem strange to you to have a Street named Boulevard Avenue?
yes
no
If you wanted to order a pizza, you would ask for a...
pie
tray
pizza
Who is your favorite baseball team?
the Phillies
the Pirates
the Yankees
the Mets
Do you or anyone you know have a Noni, a Baba, or a Chuchi?
yeah
no
what the hell does that even mean?
Ever been to a Cow Flop?
yes
no
I go every year
a what?
Where do you go to see concerts?
a concert venue
up the mountain
down the arena
How many times a year does your grandmother take the bus to A.C. ?
once a month
couple times a year
couple times a month
never
In which town would you find the most mullets?
Olyphant
Clark's Summit
Carbondale
Scranton
What is the best day of the year in Scranton?
New Years Eve
Christmas
Parade Day
4th of July
Jeet yet?
yeah
no, ju?
huh?

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