How San Francisco Bay Area are you?

In all the regions in all the countries, in all the world, one stands alone. Yes, my friend, it's the San Francisco Bay Area! Rich culture, outstanding history, and really great people. This is a melting pot, full of truly interesting characters!

Are you a native San Franciscan? Maybe you live in the North Bay? Or the South Bay? Even, the East Bay! No matter, test your knowledge of this spectacular area and find out exactly "How San Francisco Bay Area" you are!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Where can you find street parking in The City?
Market and Castro
The Haight
Van Ness
The Bay Bridge
You gotta be kidding me?!
Colombus
4. Do you remember when the Giants and A's were in the World Series?
No, I was too drunk.
No, I was working.
Who are they?
Hell yeah, I'm from Oakland!!!
No, it was too shaky.
Yes, my team got swept!
5. If you leave Mountain View, at 5:00pm, what time will you arrive in The City?
5:30pm
Depends. Is it an ESPN game day?
7:30-8:00pm
Screw it, I'm getting a room in Burlingame for the night.
Did I drive, BART, carpool, or CalTrain?
I'll just go to the Ikea in EPA, to kill time.
6. What is the "Twinkie Defense"?
Hostess was sued by the people of Atherton.
The reason Gavin Newsom slept with a married woman.
Why the 49ers were so terrible this past season.
Dan White's reason for murdering Milk and Moscone.
Barry Bonds...let's not go there.
A strange and useless Fort in Marin County.
7. Why does the color yellow get Bay Area people running?
It's the color of meth before it blows up half a block in Pacifica.
It's the color of meth before it blows up half a block in Fremont.
It's the color of meth before it blows up half a block in Gilroy.
It's the color of meth before it blows up half a block in Novato.
It's the color of meth before it blows up your neighbors house..
All of the above.
8. What do you wear to a Raider game?
A suit of armour.
A bloodied t-shirt.
Silver and Black.
Why the hell are you at a Raider game!!!?
A holster.
A body bag.
9. True or False? Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe were married in San Francisco.
True
False
Huh?
10. Where will you eventually end up if you keep going south on 101?
Mexico
At a Sharks game!
Hell, otherwise known as Los Angeles.
Eureka
Who knows?
Who cares?
11. True or False? The Biotechnology Industry started in the Bay Area?
True
False
Huh?
12. If you think that you feel an earthquake, you...
Duck and cover.
Run outside.
Look at a hanging object.
Grab your belongings, jump in the car, and head to Las Vegas.
Think that it may have been an airplane.
Ignore it, they happen all the time.
13. You are totally cool because you...
Smoked in High School.
Smoked pot in High School.
Sold pot in High School.
Sold pot to the head cheerleader, and got super lucky in High School.
Used to sell pot, then moved to meth and are currently doing time, you idiot.
Live in a state where you don't have to mention a pot related arrest over 2 years old.
14. In a wrestling match, who would win? Mike Patton or God?
Mike Patton
God
Trick question, Mike Patton is God!
15. What do you do when approached by an obviously gay man?
Run in fear.
Make fun of him as soon as he clears the earshot.
Ask him where he bought his shoes.
Hit him.
Wink at him like 'you know' something.
Go to SFO, fly somewhere like Wyoming or Qatar, and rot you moron! He's just a person!
16. Where would you rather go for a great meal?
Berkeley
Cupertino
San Francisco
Redwood City
Mill Valley
Hello! You're in the Bay Area! You can go anywhere and find a great meal!
17. Who is the current Team Captain of the Sharks?
Willie Brown
Barry Zito
Patty Hearst
Patrick Marleau
Who are the Sharks?
If you think it has something to do with the 'Jets', please go home.
18. A beautiful blonde woman with large breasts in the Bay Area is called a 'what'?
Babe
Hottie
Hot Babe
Wife of a Silicon Vally billionaire
Wife of a Pro Baseball/Football player
Tourist
19. Only tourists, and clueless people call San Francisco...
The City
Frisco
The City by the Bay
Yerba Buena
That place where the quakes happen.
The Golden Gate
20. If you wanted to buy a house in Los Gatos, or Corte Madera, how much would you pay?
$800,000
$900,000
$1,000,000
$2,000,000
$2,500,000
Oh please! You'd have to sell your soul to the devil and give up your first born.

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