How Richmond Are You?

Richmond, Virginia is quite a place. Former Capital of the Confederacy, it survived the ravages of the War Of Northern Agression, and has become a very popular destination for tourists. The people of Richmond have a very Richmond way of doing things. Are you very Richmond?

How much of a Richmonder are you? Do you often find yourself panicking over the slightest chance of snow? Do you think shopping at Ukrop's is a way of life? You just might be one. Find out !

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. The weatherman on WRVA says there might be a slight chance of snow with a total of 2 inches. You rush in your car and head for....
The nearest telephone to tell your loved ones that the end is near
Ukrop's
WRVA and ask them if people can survive a blizzard
Florida and don't look back
A bomb shelter
Nowhere. You really aren't phased at all
4. The place they now call the "Landmark Theater" you still call...
The Mosque
Miller and Rhodes
The Landmark. I keep with the times
I'm torn, I really am. I just can't make up my mind what to call it
I'm not sure what that even is
Grits?
5. You're just about insult someone, but you don't want to offend. What do you say first?
This hurts me more than it hurts you, but...
Well, bless your heart.!....
I'm gonna just tell it like it is , baby
I really need to tell you something, I hope you won't be offended...
Yo, let me say what I really think of you
Bleep, bleep, bleep you supid bleep
6. When people say "The Fan" you know they are talking about....
A historic neigborhood of Victorian rowhouses that spread like a Fan
What southern ladies do when they are getting the vapors
Some celebrity stalker
Something you need during the summer months in Richmond
A store that used to sell malt liquor
I couldn't be anymore clueless
7. How you say the words "out" about" "house" and "mouse"?
like they sound
oot, aboot, hoose, and moose, of course !
aw-out, abawout, hawous, and mawous
Just like they do on national television
Whenever I feel like it
I say oawt , aboat, haws, and moaws
8. Where do you live in Richmond?
East of the Boulevard in between Monument and Floyd
The West End- Henrico County , Short Pump, you know the deal
River Road
The Museum District
None of your business !
I live in my pick up truck
9. You're invited to a dinner party at the Country Club of Virginia. When you're there, you suddenly discover....
Fish eaggs really ain't half bad on a Ritz cracker...
You're related to half the people in the room !
You really should have worn your Sunday best instead of those sweat pants from Walmart
You can't understand a word anybody is saying
You're bored to death and hope the band can play "Brick house"
That reindeer eally do know how to fly
10. You think that Robert E. Lee is...
A guy who really picked the wrong side to fight with
The greatest gentleman who ever drew breath
Your Uncle
Dead and gone and you couldn't give a hoot
Was probably an ancestor of yours
Who ?
11. You think maybe you should become a little bit more progressive in your thinking. You quickly decide to....
Invite someone from Chesterfield county to your dinner party
Kayak down the James River with your Yankee friends
Finally visit one of those "grand" museuems you're always telling out of towners about
Poor the beer in a glass instead of drinking from the can
Quit the Episcopal church and turn Southern Baptist
Go to a strip club and not holler so much at the ladies
12. You believe that Shockoe Slip is...
A place to get drunk on the weekends
Ladie's underwear
The historic downtown area of Richmond where they have renovated tobacco warehouses into restaurants
Something that happens when you're not looking where you're going
Falling
Yo' Mama
13. Short Pump Town Center is.....
A place just about 10 minutes west of Richmond
Some place you say is stupid but shop there anyway
Tacky
The short pump in some town
Not worth my time
Sounds like a hillbilly place
14. During your formative years you...
Dated a girl named Fontaine
Went to St Christopher's or St Catherine's school
Smoked a lot of weed
Drove up and down the sunset strip
Had a friend that had a Jr, II, III, or IV, in his name
Hung out around the James River playing your guitar
15. The Quarry is....
A very secret swimming spot thats hard to get into
A place to take your buddies fishing
What food tastes like at 4th Street Cafe
A nick name for a popular club in Richmond
Some kind of land formation with pebbles and such
A place to get high
16. How much is the nickle bridge?
25 cents, but Ah remembah when it was a nickle !
A real pain to cross over when I commute to the real Richmond each day
A popular Rock Band
Im not sure
17. Ok, now, how do you pronounce "Powhite " Parkway?
Pow-hite
Po' white as in Po' white trash
Po whi te
Well, now I believe its Pow-hite but I hardly ever use it
18. The Jefferson Hotel use to have what kind of animals inside?
Ducks
Alligators
Monkeys
Yankees ! They just ruined the whole place when they had this tacky wedding and I was planning on having my daugher Fontaine make her debute that same weekend.
19. What was the name of one of the oldest Musuems on Boulevard?
The Battle Abbey
The Virginia Historical Society
The Museum of The Confederacy
The Wax Museum
20. This famous poet is most revered in Richmond..
e.e. Cummings
Dr. Suess
Edgar Allen Poe
Who cares?

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