How Retarded Are You?

How Retarded Are You? Well find out with this hilarious quiz for the mentally handi-capped. Show them that your capable of getting through an entire quiz without washing your hands, so get you helmet on and take the quiz

Are YOU Wee Todded? Look for hints and clues in the answers to get the correct one. Warning: This quiz is extremly funny so put your helmet on before you fall outta your chair!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. Have you ever made friends with a brick wall?
Yes
No
Maybe So
I found a brick of cheese in my Toilet!
Only on Mondays
Monkey Apple Sauce!
2. Did you ever eat a french fry off the bathroom floor?
My Cat's Name is Mittens
What's a Fwench Fwy
A whole bunch of 'em
No way Jose
Yes way Jose
I'ma Rocket maaaaan
3. Have you ever gotten in a fight with a basketball? Did the baskettball win?
No, No
Yes, No
No, Yes
Yes, Yes
He cheated
I cheated
4. Do you wash your hands more than 12 times a day?
Yes
No
Every time I need to
My Apples Talk to me... they're telling me to burn things
Swordfish
This quiz is outrageous doop de doo
5. Do you wish to be a Lawn Mower Occasionally?
X marks the spot
my lawn mower eats my cat.. he is stuck inside now
I have a riding mower
I like pointy things hee hee heeee
This quiz is just sick, somebody take it off
A John Deere, no other kind
6. Do you have melted chocolate in your schoolbag and or breifcase.
In bofe of em
My helmet is on too tight
I can't right now, NOOO
CHOCOLAAATE!!
yes, i need to clean it
no, im not an idiot
7. A duiy duh dada, e yaiy dauy yayuy with na cherries ?
What does this mean
Someone should help the person who made this test
Oh my god, this guy needs help
Someone get a doctor
Na gween wantern of couwse
This guys is retarded
8. Have you ever tried to stab someone with a spoon?
I stabbed em good too
sylvester and tweety... mysteries
Crunchatize me cap'n
Spoons have good reflexes
Mine too, but my oranges are fine, right
Wild Wild Wildwood days
9. Is your favorite color Starfish?
Black
Blue
Green
Yellow
Orange
Starfish
10. Have you ever had hotdogs 6 meals in a row?
7 meals
8 meals
9 meals
My hotdogs are none of my some buisness
great gopher holes
This guy needs to get a life
11. Have you made a macaroni picture in the last three days?
I CAN MAKE IT MYSELF
25%
this guy cant be serious
what does this guy got against retards
he should get a life and stop wastin his time on the computer
Cheese Flower Pedals
12. Do you think the movie " Rain Man " is an action movie?
Horror
Drama
Funny
Very Funny
Hilarious
Rain Man Awaaaaay!
13. Are you used to falling down your stairwell?
I'm scared of them now
im old and poopy
never fell down
deaf twapps
yes
no

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