How Polk County Are You?

We all love our hometowns and feel the loyalty that comes with that love. Maybe we were born there, maybe we grew to love it after being away, or maybe we just know how to see the humor in the little things. The County has a lot of little things!

So how Polk County are you? Take this quiz and see where you score. It doesn't take long and it doesn't take a genius. Share it with your friends and enjoy!

Created by: Amy
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. It's a Thursday night and you're needing some booze. Where are you tossing back a few?
Molly McHughes
Ted's
Champs
Luckys
4. It's time for Barbeque and only one place will satisfy that craving! Who's pulling that pork?
Brother's
Jimbo's
Sonny's
Peeble's
5. You're broke and it's Christmas Eve. You head to the flea market to buy some bumper stickers. What you buyin?
A big orange L
I heart Publix
My kid and my money go to UF
Bok Tower is for Lovers
6. You're hitting on that hot someone at the bar and you find out they're from the northside. What do you do?
Fake a migraine and beat it
Book Hollis Garden. You're in love!
Wait it out. At least it ain't Babson Park.
Have Morgan make you a double.
7. We've lost a few landmarks in the last couple of years. What do you miss the most?
The Red Barn
The Party Barn
Old Man Jenkin's Barn
The Goody Barn
8. Your best friend gets a DUI? What do you do?
Immediately check out the mug shot on the polk sheriff website.
Photoshop the mug shot in various designs and post online.
Offer to drive their ass everywhere.
Sit home with them on the weekends.
9. The County made national news a few times this year. What was your favorite story?
Scott Lake Swallowed By Sink Hole
Thug Dies In A Hail Of Gunfire
Crackhead Eaten By Alligator
Hazel Haley Retires
10. You're heading down to Long Boat via Wimauma but want to grab some breakfast first. Who serves the best eggs and bacon?
Britt's
Fat Jacks
Rib House
IHOP
11. If you look hard enough you can find a bit of culture in The County. When you're tired of the PBR and lawn chairs where do you go?
Margarita Ball
Polk Theatre
Platform
Sun-n-Fun
12. And the last County question..... It's a warm spring Saturday afternoon. The Keystone's in the cooler, the washers are shined, the grill is hot, and the party will last into the night. Where are you spending the night?
The top bunk
In a tent in someone's back yard
On the front porch
In the dirt

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