1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. How many friends do you have? One to five Six to ten Eleven plus Everyone is my friend I have no friends :'( 4. Have you had any boy/girlfriends? If so, how many? No Yes, one to five Yes, six to ten Yes, more than eleven, in fact :) I can't count them all :D 5. If you answered no to the previous question, why? Too young Too disliked 6. Beauty is . . . In the eye of the beholder Everything The best way to success A desirable quality Non-existant; everyone is fine the way they are. 7. How smart are you? A genius Above average Normal Below average I have a mental disorder Duhhhhhhhhhhrtoierufglkrrtjhgxghsvfgfg 8. What is the best quality in a wife/hushand? Good looks Good looks, dumb@$$ A sweet-natured personality Intelligence All of the above All of the above, dumb@$$ 9. How many academic accalades have you had? One or two Three to five Six plus Lost count How many whats? 10. Are you an emo? Yes Yes, but I'm wondering if I should have No, I'm a goth No, but emo music is all right Screw emos 11. If you won $1,000,000, would you give some to charity? All of it, they need more than I do Some, but i'd like some for myself No, they should get their own People should be smart enough to be able to get their own money 12. Have you ever bullied someone? (You can be honest, I will not judge you.) Yes Yes, and proud of it Now gimme your lunch money! Yes, but I felt ashamed afterwards Yes, but they were being a bully themselves, and they deserved it No. Bullying is wrong. 13. If Osama Bin Laden is ever found, he should: Be tortured, then executed Be executed Be released without charge, George Bush is evil Give a fair trial 14. Have you ever killed someone? Yes, I'm in juvenile hall Yes, I'm in jail Yes, I'm about to be executed No *looks around nervously* No, but I seriously am considering it No! You should not murder! 15. Have you ever stolen something? Yes, but it was insignificant Yes, I was fined Yes, I'm in jail No No! Stealing is wrong! 16. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your appearance? 1. I'm butt-ugly 2-4 5-7 7-9 10 This question is irrelevant 17. Are you a snob? No Yes Yes, you oik No, you oik 18. Do you smoke? Why? Yes, out of my own free will Yes, my parents do too Yes, my friends do too Yes, 'coz it's cool No 19. Do you drink? A small shot here and there never hurt anyone A bit too much Far too much. Hic! No; too young No; it poisons your body 20. Are you foul-mouthed? No No, otherwise my folks would feed me soap and water I swear on occasion Yes I have Tourette's Syndrome I don't know any swear words 21. Which is correct? Your a fool You're a fool 22. Are you opposed to testing consumer products on animals? Yes No 23. Do you like Jews (I am not being offensive, it is part of the quiz)? Yes No I am a Jew 24. Are white people meant to be supreme rulers over Africans, Pacific Islanders, Asians and everyone else (I still am not being offensive, it is still part of the quiz)? Yes No I am an African I am an Asian I am a Pacific Islander I am from a different race than those listed 25. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your intelligence? 1 2-4 5-7 7-9 10 hejrghrjkhjjhjrjuerjrjkjrhguyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 26. Should be be worried about globalisation and global warming? Yes. Yes. We want our descendants to live in a health environment. No. No! Otherwise there would be no shoes or footballs! Argggggggghhhhhhhh! 27. Did you answer Qs 16 and 25 honestly? Both One of them :P Neither 28. Do you take drugs? No No. Drugs poison you. Yes Yes. I love the highs. 29. Which word do you use to describe a lady's chest? Bosom Breasts B**** T*** 30. Have you ever cheated on someone? Yes Yes, and I'm feel ashamed Yes, because they were hot No I'm not married 31. Have you answered all questions honestly? Yes Most Some Few None None :P 32. Are you ready to know how perefect you are? Yes No Whatever 33. If a bully threatened your friend, you would: Walk away. It's not your problem Tell on the bully Pull your friend away Walkup to the bully and left sock him on the jaw Screw the consequences! 34. On a scale of 1-10, you would rate your personality: 1 2-4 5-6 7-9 10 I dunno 35. Do you mean well? No I hate the world Yes Things often go wrong *blushes* Get stuffed 36. What are the chances of you going to jail? 0-20% 21-40% 41-60% 61-80% 81-100% I'm already in jail/juvenile hall 37. Sorry about the extra few questions. That's alright I'm sweet You suck Go to hell Er . . . 38. Have you ever hurt someone? No Yes, but it was an accident Yes, and I meant to do it I'm incarcerated for it Do flies count?