How perfect a person are you?

Some people like to worry. "Am I going to fail this test?" "Is my butt too big?" "Will they like me?" Well, your time for worrying is over. Take this test, and you'll see how perfect you are!

You might have your own opinion about yourself: perfect, fine, or a lost cause. This test may not allow for all the complexities of human nature, but we do a pretty good job, eh?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How many friends do you have?
One to five
Six to ten
Eleven plus
Everyone is my friend
I have no friends :'(
4. Have you had any boy/girlfriends? If so, how many?
No
Yes, one to five
Yes, six to ten
Yes, more than eleven, in fact :)
I can't count them all :D
5. If you answered no to the previous question, why?
Too young
Too disliked
6. Beauty is . . .
In the eye of the beholder
Everything
The best way to success
A desirable quality
Non-existant; everyone is fine the way they are.
7. How smart are you?
A genius
Above average
Normal
Below average
I have a mental disorder
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8. What is the best quality in a wife/hushand?
Good looks
Good looks, dumb@$$
A sweet-natured personality
Intelligence
All of the above
All of the above, dumb@$$
9. How many academic accalades have you had?
One or two
Three to five
Six plus
Lost count
How many whats?
10. Are you an emo?
Yes
Yes, but I'm wondering if I should have
No, I'm a goth
No, but emo music is all right
Screw emos
11. If you won $1,000,000, would you give some to charity?
All of it, they need more than I do
Some, but i'd like some for myself
No, they should get their own
People should be smart enough to be able to get their own money
12. Have you ever bullied someone? (You can be honest, I will not judge you.)
Yes
Yes, and proud of it
Now gimme your lunch money!
Yes, but I felt ashamed afterwards
Yes, but they were being a bully themselves, and they deserved it
No. Bullying is wrong.
13. If Osama Bin Laden is ever found, he should:
Be tortured, then executed
Be executed
Be released without charge, George Bush is evil
Give a fair trial
14. Have you ever killed someone?
Yes, I'm in juvenile hall
Yes, I'm in jail
Yes, I'm about to be executed
No *looks around nervously*
No, but I seriously am considering it
No! You should not murder!
15. Have you ever stolen something?
Yes, but it was insignificant
Yes, I was fined
Yes, I'm in jail
No
No! Stealing is wrong!
16. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your appearance?
1. I'm butt-ugly
2-4
5-7
7-9
10
This question is irrelevant
17. Are you a snob?
No
Yes
Yes, you oik
No, you oik
18. Do you smoke? Why?
Yes, out of my own free will
Yes, my parents do too
Yes, my friends do too
Yes, 'coz it's cool
No
19. Do you drink?
A small shot here and there never hurt anyone
A bit too much
Far too much. Hic!
No; too young
No; it poisons your body
20. Are you foul-mouthed?
No
No, otherwise my folks would feed me soap and water
I swear on occasion
Yes
I have Tourette's Syndrome
I don't know any swear words
21. Which is correct?
Your a fool
You're a fool
22. Are you opposed to testing consumer products on animals?
Yes
No
23. Do you like Jews (I am not being offensive, it is part of the quiz)?
Yes
No
I am a Jew
24. Are white people meant to be supreme rulers over Africans, Pacific Islanders, Asians and everyone else (I still am not being offensive, it is still part of the quiz)?
Yes
No
I am an African
I am an Asian
I am a Pacific Islander
I am from a different race than those listed
25. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your intelligence?
1
2-4
5-7
7-9
10
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26. Should be be worried about globalisation and global warming?
Yes.
Yes. We want our descendants to live in a health environment.
No.
No! Otherwise there would be no shoes or footballs!
Argggggggghhhhhhhh!
27. Did you answer Qs 16 and 25 honestly?
Both
One of them :P
Neither
28. Do you take drugs?
No
No. Drugs poison you.
Yes
Yes. I love the highs.
29. Which word do you use to describe a lady's chest?
Bosom
Breasts
B****
T***
30. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yes
Yes, and I'm feel ashamed
Yes, because they were hot
No
I'm not married
31. Have you answered all questions honestly?
Yes
Most
Some
Few
None
None :P
32. Are you ready to know how perefect you are?
Yes
No
Whatever
33. If a bully threatened your friend, you would:
Walk away. It's not your problem
Tell on the bully
Pull your friend away
Walkup to the bully and left sock him on the jaw
Screw the consequences!
34. On a scale of 1-10, you would rate your personality:
1
2-4
5-6
7-9
10
I dunno
35. Do you mean well?
No
I hate the world
Yes
Things often go wrong *blushes*
Get stuffed
36. What are the chances of you going to jail?
0-20%
21-40%
41-60%
61-80%
81-100%
I'm already in jail/juvenile hall
37. Sorry about the extra few questions.
That's alright
I'm sweet
You suck
Go to hell
Er . . .
38. Have you ever hurt someone?
No
Yes, but it was an accident
Yes, and I meant to do it
I'm incarcerated for it
Do flies count?

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