How Pen Argyl Are You?

The site that makes these quizzes required me to write a two paragraph description of a quiz that is completely explained by the title. Holy crap, this is getting too much like homework. I'm almost done with the first paragraph - now on to #2.

This is the second stupid paragraph they are making me write. I don't have this kind of time. I will need to go set my fantasy football lineups soon, and I am pretty much sick of typing now.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Where do you drink most often?
Detzi's Tavern
The Beer Stein
The Wonder Bar
Indian Springs
On the couch in my mother's basement
In a cornfield
4. Where will you find the best hot dogs?
Yocco's
Jimmy's
Nathan's
Mr. Z's
5. Who rides a bike around town, leads all the parades, and calls everyone "Buddy"?
Buddha
Lance Armstrong
Jerry
Freddie
Gilbert
6. Bangor?
Yes, that's the next town over.
That's our rival school.
Sure, why not?
I din't even know her.
Sorry - I didn't realize that was your mom.
7. What does GCS stand for?
Grand Central Station
Grandma Clarke's Stromboli
General Custer's last Stand
Grand Central Sanitation
Go Call Somebody
8. Favorite pizza place?
Pizza Hut
Sal's
Dominos
Giordano's
Pen Argyl Pizza
9. Do you know someone on who lives or grew up on Schank avenue?
Yes
No
10. What number is the only retired jersey in PAHS football?
11
7
9
13
22
73
11. What do you do if you are playing catch and a ball rolls out of the front yard into the street?
Check for traffic, then carefully cross the road to get it.
Leave it there 'cause your so rich it doesn't matter - you'll buy a new one.
Run like a mother f'er before it rolls into traffic.
Let it go - you don't want to meet the same fate as three generations of your family.
12. Did I spell Pen Argyl correctly?
Yes
No
I don't know
You missed an "n"
You missed an "e"
You missed an "n" and an "e"
13. Did you play lacrosse in high school?
Yes
No
14. Most traveled road?
33
22
512
80
78
191

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