How odd are you?

Sooo not only are you taking the time to take this quiz.. you are also reading the paragraphs! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Are you INSANE? Why would you WANT to read something? You need help.. like, BAD, man! Just take the friggin quiz!

You are STILL reading? You must be one of those READING people! *GASP* nooo. I thought they were only a myth! Well, you, good sir.. or lady whatever you are, must be on the brink of insanity. Get help before the trash cans start to look like candy canes.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When you are finished taking a crap, do you have to look at your art work before you flush the toilet?
Yes
NO! That's nasty
I talk to it too.
Yeah, and I don't flush it so the next person can see it too
I dunno
4. Right before you get in the bed, do you have to shake the covers out? Who knows? There might be a spider in them.
Yes, like you said.. there might be a spider!
Nah
Never think about it
I like spiders though.
5. When you blow your nose into a tissue, do you have to look at what came out of your nose before you throw the tissue away?
Yup
Nope
Never thought of it
AND I have to lick it.
6. Do you eat things off the floor?
10 second rule!
Yeah, screw that 10 second rule too.
EW! NO!
Nah
Depends, where did it fall?
7. Is "banana" a word you use daily?
Banana, yes, I banana, use banana, every banana, day, banana..
No
Sometimes
8. Back in ancient Roman times.. when someone whent to the hospital, did they get a 4 in their arm, or did they just call 'em IV's?
IV?
4?
Banana
Why would they do that?
9. Is pie good?
Yes
No
What does this have to do with anything?
Pie is my friend.
10. If you could taste the color blue, what could it taste like?
Winterfresh mintiness
Gum
Colors don't have taste, you idiot!
Banana
Blue raspberry
Ice
11. Are you affraid of the word.. GOAT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You said the G-word!
No
I love goats, they smell like cheese that's been sitting in the sun for a week, in August. mmm goat smell
Bananas hate goats, they said that they are ugly
12. Did you have fun taking this quiz?
I think you need help
Yup
No
It had the word banana... I love bananas
Cheese

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