How Ninja Are You?

Welcome to the ninja test! How are you? Felling good? Having a nice day? Finally found the quiz you're looking for? That's good, because you're about to DIE!!!!!

Are you a ninja? If you are, you'll survive all the attacks, because only apreninjas are being sent to kill you, so it'll take them some time. And if you TRULY are a ninja, they'll never find you. If you aren't they'll prolly leave of disgustation. Yes that is a word. Why? Because a ninja wrote it!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If face to face with a dragon, what would you do?
I would attack it with a sword
Turn and leave
Jump over it and land on it's skull
I wouldn't have to, stealthy enough to sneak around it
Attack with shuriken
4. If you had to jump the grand canyon, how would you do it?
Hang glide
Parachute
Fly
Rock Climb
Fire a roped bow and zipline across
5. What weapon is beast for killing someone silently
It matters not what weapon you have, but how you use it
Sword
Shuriken
Kama
Nunchuka
Anything that KILLZ
6. What kind of gloves would you wear to kill someone?
Fingerloop Gloves
Fingerless Gloves
leather ones like that bald dude in Hitman
Trigger Finger Gloves
just gloves
FROM RUSSIA WITH GLOVES!!! no gloves
7. If you were a ninja where would you live?
In a dojo
In a castle
At latitude 41.6 E, longitude 17 N
Don't give me latitude! (in other words you are declaring you are not a ninja)
I would have to kill you if you knew
I'd live where I am now
8. If you were balanced in the air at a gravity height/gain rate of 1.62 and sustaining your momentum for the negative revolutions that kept you in the air, how would you improve yout inertia to better you hang time and keep your centrifical force to hold yo
What the hell?
I would increase the force output of my tibia and spine of about .039 G's.
I'm a ninja. Thinking about it when it happens throws me off of focus.
I give up.
9. Do you agree that the last question was really nerdy? I just made it all up by the way.
Yes.
I could care less.
No, it was a good focus point of our relationship with gravity and the atmosphereic weight that binds our physical selves, for the most part, to the ground.
I can't answer, my head still hurts and I need to stop my nosebleed
OW
10. Sorry about those stupid questions.
I forgive you.
I will never forgive you.
Hmm....
It keeps me thinking. By the way, do you have an email address? I would love to talk to you about formulas of terminal velocity and the theory of relativity!
Sh*t, now my ears are bleeding.
11. What is the original term for a ninja?
Aha! A trick question! A ninja!
Shinobi.
Naruto.
Ronin.
Pikachu.
Samurai.
12. What is the name of a samurai sword?
Longsword
Hand-And-a-Half Sword
Wakizashi.
Tachi.
Katana.
Morihiriu.
13. Are you a ninja?
heck yes I am >gohsh!<
I am indeed.
If you knew I'd have to kill you (yes)
OMG AIE M HAXXOR L()\/V3R /\/!/\/J4!
uhhmmm... no
Sorry, no

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