How New Yawk Are Ya?

Dis is what da whole new yawk expirrience stahts wit. You gotta be able to tawk like a native if yer gonna make it aroun here. Take da test or I'll knock yer block off. Take id deezy now, and go slow as ya gotta.

This test'll show youse wedda you can tawk like a new yawka. It's a practical step tawd becomin a reel new yawka. I mean, whad if youse gotta get a cab or sumtin? Ya gotta know where youse is goin, know whad I mean? Take da test, jus do it!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. Lippy is a New Yawka. He asks you "where's toidy toid and toid?" What is he looking for?
A children's story book.
Two of the Ninja turtles
33rd Street and 3rd Avenue
2. What does this mean: "Jeet yet?" "no jew?"
Two Star Wars characters
Lippy asking if Louie has eaten today, and Louie replying that he hasn't
An anti-semitic remark
3. Lippy asks "where can I git earl?" What is he looking to buy?
A nice mild tea
A member of the British Royal Family
A quart of a common petroleum product
4. You ask Lippy a question, and he says, "you kiddin me, fuhgeddaboudit" What does he mean?
Yes
Absolutely
Both of the above
5. Lippy asks his girl to "come sit onna stoop". Where will they be?
Sitting on the front steps to the house.
Sitting on a very dumb person
Cleveland
6. Lippy asks you to please give him "fye dollaz". What would he like?
An Arabian delicacy
The latest hit music artist
$5
7. If you see Lippy wandering around in Central Park, and he tells you he lost his "tree bucks", what is he looking for?
Large male deer that he left in one of the sycamores
The outer layer of a large oak
$3
8. Lippy says that he is going for a "Boiga". Where is he most likely to shop for it?
Lord And Taylor's
Nordstrom's
McDonald's
9. Lippy asks for some "berlin water". Where would you most likely get it?
Germany
Maine
On top of the stove
10. Lippy sees you and your brother getting ready to go home. He asks, "ain choos guys goin fer a beah?" What is he asking you to do?
Get him a pair of expensive ladies shoes.
Make a decision
Join him at the local tavern for a cold Budweiser

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