How New Yawk Are Ya?

Dis is what da whole new yawk expirrience stahts wit. You gotta be able to tawk like a native if yer gonna make it aroun here. Take da test or I'll knock yer block off. Take id deezy now, and go slow as ya gotta.

This test'll show youse wedda you can tawk like a new yawka. It's a practical step tawd becomin a reel new yawka. I mean, whad if youse gotta get a cab or sumtin? Ya gotta know where youse is goin, know whad I mean? Take da test, jus do it!