How Muslim Are You

Are you serious about your deen or take it for granted? This quiz is all about discovering just where exactly you are when it comes to your practice of Islam. Sure there is humor in it, but the serious message should not be missed! To find out more take this quiz and find out!

This quiz will help you better understand how truly "Muslim" you are. Is it just a title or something you live by? Are you a nominal Muslim or actually serious about your faith? Take this important quiz and find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is
Curse the muezzin on the Islamic clock out, hit snooze & roll over
Jump up out of bed, head straight for the bathroom and make wudu
Intend to get up after 5 mins, but wake up 30 mins later when the sun is out
Pick at your eyeboogers while the rest of the house prays Fajr in Jama'at
4. During the month of Ramadan you
Do sehri, stay up for fajr & fast without a hitch
Wake-up at noon to avoid a long day of fasting
Binge on kabobs and donuts for sehri then take a dexatrim
fast but spend your days staring at the clock
5. When there's a conference going on you
Only attend to check out the hotties
Sit and text your friends every 2 mins
Take your notebook, turn off cell & focus
Stay only for the highlight talk and hangout the rest of the time
6. Your policy when looking for a spouse is
Deen is a must or else it's a bust
Hot or NOTTTTT
Passport ready? If so, I do!
7. When you see the imam you
Put out the cigarette and run the other way
Light it up and say, "yo salamz imam sahib!"
Open your arms wide, say "as..wr..wb" & kiss him 3 times on the cheek
Lower your gaze so he doesn't see your eye make-up
8. When your boss invites you to the company Christmas party you
Tell your parents it's a business meeting and partaaaayyy
Explain with great caution why you can't attend, then invite him/her over dinner & dawa
Justify attending by saying, "But we love Isa (as) too!"
9. When you find the last slice of pizza at the party has pepperoni on it you
Immediately walk away in disgust
Look around for other Muslims, shrug your shoulders & quickly gobble it up
Peel off the pepperoni, wipe the top with a napkin and chow down
10. When you're asked questions about Islam you
Quickly change the topic to something else
You humbly reply that you do not know as much as you should
Immediately bring up two of your fav. topics: 4 wives & hoories in Jannah
Jump right in with an answer for everything
11. When the guy at the store forgets to charge you for an item you
Point it out to him right away and request the right amount
Smirk and say "Jackpot" under your breath
Take the money and then fight with yourself for an hour in the car about what to do
Justify taking it by saying, "I shouldn't support this kaffir country, I'll just give it in sadaqa"
12. When it's time to pray and you question whether you broke your wudu you
Go over everything you ate and figure if there weren't any beans then you're okay
Ask yourself if it smelled or not, then lean towards no
Ask yourself if it made a sound or not, then lean towards no
Get up at the onset of doubt and redo the wudu

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