How much of a Texan are you

There are TONS of people who "think" they know EVERYTHING about Texas, try and "pick up the Texas accent", and "think" that all Texans wear cowboy boots, and chaps, and all that stuff, but what if they're wrong? WHAT if they're dead wrong? And what if you are actually more Texan than you think?

Are YOU a true Texan? Or are you just a big fat lier who "CLAIMS" to know EVERYTHING about Texas!! Well, we'll see about that!! Take this test, if you think you'll survive it.

Created by: MistyStorm
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Complete this sentence: The _____ Cowboys play in ______ Texas.
Insane, Houston
Dallas, Waco
Waco, Dallas
Dallas, Dallas
I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!
Houston, El Paso
4. Complete this sentence: President _____ has a house in Texas.
Bush
Obama
Jeff Gordon
Carter
5. Pick an item(s) that YOU would expect most Texans have in their backyard.
Some sort of shade
Big screen TV
A huge fence
Horses
Cows
Chickens
6. Which tempeture(s) does Texas usually have in the summer? (in Fahrenheit)
99-119
78-95
50-85
60-100
7. How many state animals does Texas have?
1
2
3
4
5
I DON'T KNOW!!!!
8. Pick a Texas city.
Harker Heights
Texarkana
Houston
Memphis
9. Pick a common Texas flower. (If you're from Texas, pick the one you KNOW is a Texas flower)
Bluebonnet
Yellow rose
Cactus
Daisy
10. How many colors are on the Texas flag?
4
3
2
5
11. Pick a common Texan phrase
"Yall come back, ya hear?"
"Oh no I aint!!"
"Rattlers are gonna getcha!"
12. Name a place in Texas.
Sea World
Wegmans
Silver Diner
Crazy Harry
13. Name another place.
Schlitterbahn
Astro's
Grillers
Texas Roadhouse
14. Name ANOTHER place.
HEB
Walmart
Silverado's
Guadalopae River
Mississippi River
15. Which state touches Texas?
New Mexico
Missouri
Mississippi
Colordo
Texas is an island!!
16. How many stars does the Texas flag have?
None
Three
Two
One
WHO CARES!!?!?!!!?!?!!?
17. Which transportation is best for Texas?
SUV
Truck
Sports car
Bike
Scooter
Horse
18. Was Texas in a drought in 2008?
Yes
No
19. Is Texas in a drought in 2009?
Yes
No
20. Which spider is most common in Texas?
Wolf spider
Black widow
There are no spiders in Texas
21. You still have a loonng way to go. Bored yet?
GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!!!
I'm not bored!
Huh? What is this bordem of which you speak?
Am I at the end YET?!!!!
No-- umm, I mean yes-- I DONT KNOW!!!
22. Where was HEB originated?
Kerville
Houston
Dallas
Waco
23. When was HEB created?
1905
1869
Never
1906
1904
1899
24. If you live in Waco, about how many hours does it take you to get to Arkansas?
About 8
About 5
About 9
About 1
About 3
25. Almost done. What kind of accents do most Texans have?
Western
Southern
Eastern
Northern
26. Four more!! When did Texas become a state?
1850
1845
1817
1930
1820
27. Finnish this sentence: Texas is the __ ____ state.
Fourth, smallest
8th, largest
most, weird
fourth, largest
3rd, largest
28. Finnish this sentence: If it can't poison you, burn you, bite you, or eat you, its (a) ______.
Horse
Air
Rock
29. Finnish this sentence: There are definitely more ____ than _____ in Texas.
fire ants, horses
horses, ants
mosquitoes, fire ants
fire ants, mosquitoes
catus', grass
30. Last question (Also hardest.)How many SPAINISH missions are in Texas?
5
4
3
2
1
None

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