1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Did you pretend to be a super hero as a child? Yeah, all the time. Sometimes I guess, just don't tell anybody... No, what are you, dumb? I preferred to be the evil guy who scared old ladies. I STILL prefer to scare old ladies!4. If you saw a lost child, you would...? Give said kid a wedgie. Ask the kid if he was lost, and then work on finding his parents. Knock his lights out, he's screaming too loud. Call out that there was a lost kid, and then get on with your life. Ignore him.5. Do you like animals? Only spooky ones, like snakes and pigeons. Yeah, dead ones. I'm an animal lover! Animals is so cute! Not really.6. If you could be a hero, who would it be? Spider-man Danacuss, of course! Dr. Doom I'd make up my own hero. Heroes are weak fools and should be hated!7. Who/what do you protect? Everything and everyone. My friends and family, if ya know, it's convenient. I protect only myself. I break things... Why protect, when I could destroy!? Muahaha!8. Have you ever sacrificed your own wants or needs for someone else? Nope. Maybe once. I've sacrificed my precious time to crush some little kid's dreams. Twas funny. If I can help, I try to. All the time. I have no life, I give it all to other people.9. You have just defeated your rival. You... Finish him/her off. Finish him/her off...painfully and slowly... Sheath your weapon and be on your way. Help him/her up, and then try to convert them to your side. I usually just get my butt whooped...10. What is your weapon of choice? A sword A gun My bare hands The arm I tore off my last foe. I make my lackies do my fighting for me.11. When your team wins at whatever sport you play, you say... Good game. Oh yeah, losers! YOU SUCK! (Silence) Goddamn, I'm awesome... Not bad, i'll take your challenge anytime.12. There's a kitten stuck in a tree! Throw stones at it! Call 911! Climb up and save the little fuzz-ball! Climb up and blast it with a flamethrower! Stare for a bit, then shrug and walk away.13. How many allies do you have? A few. None, I work alone. Tons, everyone wants to help me out! A bunch, but more enemies... I actually call them lackies...or maybe slaves...14. Do you have a criminal record? Well I've never technically been caught. Nope, I'm clean. Yeah, but I've changed my ways. Yep, and my file is thicker than a dictionary! I take down criminals, I don't aide them.15. You just lost, but luckily survived, a fight with your arch-nemisis. What now..? Give up the hero business, I obviously suck noodles. Join up with the bad guy in hopes of true glory! Create a new strategy and try again. Keep trying to be a hero, but avoid your arch-nemisis. I never lose.16. What do you think about traveling, and exploring new territories? I'm a tourist. I like going to big cities. I love traveling, i'm a regular adventurer! I'd rather everything be brought to me. Soon I will own all of Earth, is that enough "exploring?"17. If you won the lottery, you'd...? Spend it on a huge mansion, fancy cars, and beautiful women/men! Buy what I needed, and then maybe try to help other people with my money. Donate it all. Who needs money when you have power!? Rebuild my town and make it crime-free.18. What do you spend your spare time doing? Punching babies. I wish I had some free time... Working. Helping out around my house, town, etc... Training.19. Which character in "The Legend of Danacuss" are you most like? Dan Toby Oggie Val Rauss Tess20. What's your motto? To protect and serve. Aim low. To punish and enslave. I'm better than you! Let's rock! A motto? Are you serious?21. Have you ever cheated? Yeah, but I felt terrible afterwards. Nope, never. How do you think I got out of high school? Does it still count if I got away with it? I cheated on this quiz.