How Much Like The Jared Are You?

Well, now, hello. My name's Jared, and I think I need to get to know people better. This being said, how should I get to know them, really? Through a stranger's eyes? Through their own eyes? No, no, through MY eyes.

Hence, How Much Like THE Jared Are You? was born. Well, hey, I now it's a silly idea, but I wanted to do it, and so I did. Thanks to that, you can find out just how much like me you are.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What's your favorite hobby?
Music
Gaming
Art (drawing, painting, etc)
Writing
Theatre
Sports/Other
4. What stereotype are you?
Emo/Goth
Prep
Geek/Nerd
Punk/Metal
So awesome you have to make up your own
None/Other
5. Which of these is your favorite franchise?
Star Wars
Star Trek
Batman/Spiderman/Any other Superhero
Harry Potter
Twilight
Other
6. Which is your favorite guitarist?
Eddie Van Halen
Michael Hedges, etc
Brian May
David Gilmour
Other
None
7. You're faced with a rather serious problem: your supposed friend is treating you pretty poorly and acts like it's okay, even if you approach them. You...
Ignore it and learn to tolerate their behavior
Tell all your otherfriends and get them to trash this person
Try again to talk to her about it. And again. And again.
Cut the friendship off
Tell her parents
Do nothing
8. You're faced with a completely ridiculous and unrealistic problem: the martians you contacted last week are finally invading, and they want you to pass along the human seed so they can inbreed. You...
Are a girl. Wtf.
Go ahead and do it--whoa! I screwed an alien!
Ignore their requests and hope they don't eat you
Ask them to get someone else to do it
Inform the President
Cry deeply
9. You look at love as...
A friend/College
An annoying friend/Stupid
You do your girl/boyfriend
Beauty
Warmth, Comfort
All of the above
10. You are...
The life of the party
Present, but not the center of attention
Constantly evolving depending upon the situation
Rising to power
In love
Leprous/Other
11. Let's say you're a straight guy. You've become involved in this amazing girl that you can't live without. Her name is...
Sarah
Rosalie
Olivia
Amber
Emily
Garth
12. Your best friend is...
Always in your shadow
The shadow over you
A brother/sister from another mother
Your parent
Alive...and that's about it...
Retarded/Dead/Other
13. You use cliches to your advantage and are constantly, yet subtly, quoting lyrics from your favorite musical artists.
I am?
No, I'm not.
Yup.
People get annoyed.
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14. Your sentimental favorite film director is...
Steven Speilburg
Gene Roddenbury
An idiot
Dead
George Lucas
Peter Jackson/Other
15. Which is your favorite?
Pink Floyd
Queen
Van Halen
Motley Crue
Guns N Roses/Other
Something new and probably stupid
16. What's your favorite internet meme?
A meme is a meme.
DO NOT WANT
lolcat
I can haz
And doesn't afraid of anything!
I like pie/other lame, cheese ball answer
17. You look at life as...
A retardation fest.
An amazing opportunity, creation, etc etc. LIVE AND LET LIVE.
Interesting, anyway.
Life? Sorry? You lost me.
A party
A deep, blank void of cloying darkness that can only be briefly subdued before its overbearing shadow threatens to smother you once again./Other
18. Your first child will be named after...
A famous pervert
A filmmaker
Your grandfather
You
Someone probably on the mother's side of the family
Barack Obama
19. That being said, how many kids will you have? Easy question.
234,761,836,133,801,234,120,936. And a half.
2-3
1
A resounding zero.
Ask the wife.
Anywhere from 4-12
20. Your thought process is...
Basic
Nonexistant
Layered and intricate
A complex infrastructure that only you truly comprehend.
Infinite.
Other/Pie
21. Pick a sense of humor that best describes your own
Outdated
Cheesy
Complicated
Nerdy
Cynical/Sarcastic
Perverted
22. You are in desperate need of more questions for this quiz, and decide to ask a friend for help. Which one do you ask?
Wes
Olivia
Sarah
Mom
Jonah
Ashleigh
23. Let's say you picked Ashleigh, and she was so bloody unhelpful that you had to make up questions based around that situation just to give this quiz some substance and extend it. Regret?
Abso-bloody-lutely.
Nah, it's getting longish anyway.
Haha. 'Extend it.' Hah.
Poor Ashleigh.
Yes, yes, but it is rather long of a quiz, especially considering it's about YOU.
Other
24. Which sense is most important when it comes to your significant other?
Sight
Scent
Sound
Taste
Feel
The Force
25. After you and your friends have an injoke, you...
Milk it for all it's worth
Ignore it
Use it a few times
Use it quite often until people tell you to stop
Use it JUST enough until they start telling you to stop
Eat
26. Which of these lyrics describes you best?
"I'm a leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate..."
"I've got troubled thoughts, and the self-esteem to match..."
"I thought I was a fool for no one--Baby, I'm a fool for you."
"What a match; I'm half-doomed, and you're semi-sweet..."
"I know a thing about contrition, because I've got enough to spare..."
"I'm every cliche, but I simply do it best..."
27. Edward Cullen is real.
SHUT UP!
Inorite?
...is there something I'm missing here?
I'm ghay.
No, he's not.
LAWLEDWARD I LUV YOU
28. Han shot first.
Sorry?
GREEDO shot first.
YEAH.
Star Wars is for n00bz
Do not want.
Kitster shot first.
29. The best way to destroy the Earth is...
To leave it as it is; to the politics.
From the INSIDE
Nukes
Aliens
Weed
Elsewise
30. To close, music is...
Love
Beauty
Stupid
The reason behind the sense of sound
Rawk n rowll!
A drug/All of the above

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