How much do you know about the first civilizations?

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First, how much do you think you know about the first western civilizations?
Doodley s---
What's the point?
I'm not very good with stuff.
Enough to know this quiz is going to suck.
I know almost everything. Try me, b----.
Where did the first major civililzations occur?
Mesopotamia
Cogno
Hawaii
Swahil
What is the name of the period when civilizations began to emerge?
The Neolithic Age
The Bronze Age
The Copper Age
The Age of Aquarius
The Cinolithic
What is a main reason civilizations first emerged?
Religion was becoming more popular and the people needed to build temples to please the Gods.
People need more food and picking nuts and berries just wasn't cutting it.
Leaders demanded more wealth and needed military bases to conquer neigboring tribes.
Hookers were too tired to have sex all night and still be nomadic during the day.
What beginning civilation built pyramids for tombs in hope of giving their god/king eternal life?
Assyrian
Mesopotamian
Indo-European
Egyptian
Polythiestic means what?
a religion of only one god
a religion of many gods
a religion that worships plastics and other substances that don't biodegrade
a religion that worships charles bukowski
What is a ziggaraut?
An ancient pipe used in ceremonial rituals
A style of steps that lead to the top of a temple
A throne used by kings to be carried by their servants
A giant, cigarette loaded with PCP
Were you in love with the first person you had sex with?
Yes
No
I don't remember
Which one?
I thought I was
I wish that f---er was dead!
The Phoenicians are famous for contributing to history by their. . .
farming techniques
invention of the wheel
invention of electricity
invention of the wah-wah pedal
invention of light
invention of the alphabet
When you sit down to use the bathroom, i. . .
bend all the way over with my knees tucked to my chest
sit straight up with my head high in the air
over to the side to get better whiffs of that rosey scent
lean back so i can play with myself while a big, juicy turd busts through my sexy, tight buckiehole

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