How Master of the Universe are you?

I would like to thank Scott Riley and The Pi Face Nation for inspiring this quiz I so lovingly call, "How Master of the Universe are you?" I find myself saying the same thing every day then I remember that I am the Master of the Universe and I can do whatever the hell I want.

Are you a Master? Just to clear the air, all masters of any kind should be reporting directly to me at least once a month. You can do what ever the hell you want but I need to know that you are being the absolute Master of whatever it is you are the master of; or I am gonna give the title to someone else. You can't just say you are a master and then sit on your ass. If you don't have the satchel for it then turn in your badge and poncho with "Master" logo to my office and we'll find someone who wants the job. Other than that hi, and enjoy finding out just how Master of the Universe you are. Peace

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Who does the Master of the Universe work for and report directly to?
Pi Face
The Grub Master
The Master of All Masters
Mrs. Universe
His Mom
What takes up most of the Master of the Universe's time?
Fighting crime
Drinking beer
Breaking off some punk propa!
Supervising all the other Masters
Flying through the galaxy at light speed
Saying the word, WORD!
What is the Master of the Universe's favorite ice cream?
Chunky Monkey
Cherry Garcia
Muff---a said ice cream B!!
THe Master of the Universe would rather have a coffee frappe!
The Master of the Universe doesn't eat Ice Cream!!
Where is The Master of the universe from?
City of Compton
Everywhere USA
Andover, Ma
North Andover, Ma
His Mom
The whole Universe
Who is the Master's alter ego?
Joey Crack
Jonny Nothing
Long John Silver
Hulk Grogan
Mark Grogan
Clark Kent
Who is the Master of the Universe's arch enemy?
Public enemy
The Ass Master
The Master of the Universe has no enemies
Your enemy offended me so the Master blew his ass into the next century
What number is the Master of the Universe thinking of right now?
What is his favorite game show?
The price is right
The price is wrong b----
Let's make a deal
Wheel of Fortune
The Twenty Dollar Sack Pyramid
Break Yo' Self Foo
What is the first PG-13 movie ever made?
Red Dawn
The Omen
Flash Dance
Killer Klowns from outer Space
The Exorcist
What does the Master of the Universe do on his day off?
Go fishing
Go skiing
Go snowboarding
Sleep in
Have an everything off
The Master of the Universe doesn't get any days off!
What is most likely to kill the Master of the Universe?
Heart attack
Shock from winning the lottery
The Master of the Universe can't die
The Master of the Universe would break off any punk b---- trying to kill him and you know this
Did you see that purple goat?
What is the Master's favorite movie?
16 Candles
Donnie Darko
The Aviator
The Godfather
The GodfatherII
Better off Dead
What is the Master's favorite saying?
Oh word?
Oh word!
Awww word
Word to your moms
Word to your mothers uncles sister's brother's second cousin's roomate from china's uncle's nephews' step broter's baby's mama

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