How into Chairs are you?

Are you into chairs? Do you think you have the awesome power of posterior relaxation skills? Find out what level Chairmaster you are ! Destroy your mind with the awesomeness of this quiz. For it is mighty, it is strong. It is the way forward.

I think ive said everything I can in the paragraph above, but this Quiz Wizard wont let me create this quiz unless i use at least the required amount of characters in this spot, So I will randomly fill it up with some stuff so I can create the quiz for your pleasure.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you enjoy comfy chairs, posture correcting chairs, or chairs with gigantic "things" to sit on?
Comfy chairs
Posture correction chairs
Dildo Chairs
4. How many legs does the standard chair have?
4
3
132
8
1
None?
5. Do you sit down on chairs for long periods of time?
Yes
No
Occasionally
6. Would you let an animal share your favourite bum resting place?
yes
no
only if it was bald and didnt moult
7. When on a public bus, do you try your hardest to sit on the wheel rim seat?
Yes
No
Only take it if its the last seat going
8. Do you know what a tripod is?
yes
no
Of course ! and it has 3 legs you know ^^
No way, tripods have 4 legs dumbass!
9. Do you like wooden, plastic or metal chairs best?
Wooden
Plastic
Metal
10. Do you think an ejector seat would be awesome to have in your front room?
Yes
No
Only if i had no roof, so i could go ZOOOOOMMMM into the air?
11. A chair has nobody sat on it. Do you:
Sit on it
Steal it
Ignore it
Have a conversation with it
Sell it
Pass it up for an old lady if one is passing by
12. Would you let somebody violate you up the poopipe with a chairleg?
Yes
No
Aww hells yeah, one of those carved ones especially

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