1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You see an old lady crossing the street, you... laugh your butt off pray that she gets hit by a car watch help her push her in front of a bus call the cops4. If you saw a mexican crossing the border, what would you do? Help him/her cross Watch Shoot them Burn them alive then shoot them Call the Border Patrol dudes Act as if u r helping him/her then push him/her back to Mexico5. You see a homeless person on the street, you... laugh watch give him/her some cash give him/her all of your money beat him/her up take him/her to ur house to care for him/her6. A bunch of kids run into your yard and start walking/running/playing in it, you... Get ur sniper rifle handy Offer them Milk and Cookies Throw rocks/rotten tomatoes at them tell ur dog 2 attack them kill them let them play because they have every right to invade my privacy and start playing in my backyard because they don't know me!7. A local fundraiser is having a fundraiser and a 10 year old girl with an innocent voice comes 2 ur door 2 sell u candy, u tell them.. Scram! u little rat Sure, I'd love 2 buy candy from you f*** off u b****! What's ur rate Sry sweetheart, i'm busy at the moment u dumb idiot go get a life, i'm busy, BYE!8. 2 ppl are mean 2 u @ school and they insult u every day, and they even you Secretly Plot their Downfall Put a death threat in their lockers Ignite them on Fire, then LAUGH Curse them out Don't talk to them anymore Be the better person9. Which of the following is your favorite word? Love Peace Friendship Hate Burn Kill10. You got a 97 on a test, and your enemy got a 60, you.. Tell them that your smarter and degrade them Laugh in their face EMPHASIZE YOUR GRADES NEXT TO THEM SO THEY GET JEALOUS..hehe Tell them that its okay and that theres always next time Stick your test paper in HER/his face say u got a 50 and when SHE/he says haha i beat u, say r u kidding me b****, i got a 97, HAHAH I BEAT U!!11. Are you a racist? WTF? Hell no Duh! Yes and i'm proud Racists are going to hell NO! Slightly12. Have you ever thought of killing some1 via burning, shootnig, stabbing, throat slitting,etc? No, i am very innocent..(*cough*cough) No, it is wrong to even think of such silly ideas Yes Only like every day! 2-3 times Once13. If you were stuck in a room for 6 months with every1 u hate, and u had a gun, rifle and a flamethrower(AND NO IT WON'T BURN THE ROOM, ONLY THE PERSON), and every life need, what would u do? Shoot, reload, shoot reload (use the gun) Burn b****, burn (use the flamethrower on them) Shoot My Self Try to resolve our differences/conflicts Cry Have an orgy14. A bunch of thugs steal your bike and break some1s window, u..... go watch teletubbies Run after them and burn them then shoot them Get ur sniper rifle handy call the police, although they take lyk 45 min 2 travel from a precint 2 blocks away Run them over with a Ford F-150 with razor sharp chains on snow tires burn them, then laugh your but off15. If u cud change 1 thing in the world what would it be? Prevent illegal immigration Stop AIDS/HIV/Cancer/Diabetes etc. Exterminate the ppl u hate lower the birth rates in undeveloped nations 2 prevent a population overload in the world I wouldn't do a thing Promote the Barney slogan16. What type of music suits ur personality? Emo/Screamo, Rock, or Punk Rap, son! Hip Hop , yo! Country Metal What's music?17. How Many Choices on this quiz did you find 2 be funny? 0-5 5-10 10-15 15-20 20-25 ALL of the ones that cruel, sinister, gory and mean..hehe