How hard do you suck?

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Isn't that the biggest load of bull$hit you've ever read? Two paragraphs? Only an idiot would read these things. If you're reading this.. You're an idiot. You don't deserve to take my awesome quiz, so just LEAVE!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You have the day off you...
Eat some socks, and run around naked
Sleep
Stare at the wall, and ask it questions
Hang out with friends
There's a fly on my computer screen, I'm naming it Bob
Ha! Day off?
4. Why?
Because
I thought it would be fun
The voices told me to
I dunno
What do I look like? A magic 8 ball?
CAAAAAAAAANDY
5. What's your favorite holiday person/thing?
Santa Clause
The Easter Bunny
The Thanksgiving Turkey
The April Fool
The Great Pumpkin
Other
6. Pick a number
No, they're all prime numbers... I HATE prime #s
1
3
5
7
11
7. What's your favorite creature thing out of these?
The one eyed, one horned, flyin' purple people eater
A vampire
A mermaid
The stuff they cook in caffiterias
A talking fish that sings "Happy Birthday"
8. Are you bored yet?
*bangs head on desk*
A little
Nah
No, this is fun (YOU LIAR!)
9. Do you still have your Christmas lights up?
Yup, and they're stayin' up too
No
I never hung any
Yeah, but the neighbor has came, and ate all of the bulbs out of them
Wheee I'm peein on the floor!
10. Last question!
You liar, you haven't even reached the minimum number of questions
Yay
Whaaaaa
So
Ok whatever
11. Ha ha I lied to you, and it wasn't a question either
Yeah, you lied... but I don't care
So
How could you?
I'm going to go eat the neighbor's dog now
12. You know, I could make this the last one if I wanted to...
Well... why don't you?
DO IT!
NOOOOOOOOOO
Whatever
13. But.... I didn't
Jackass
Yay!
I don't care
whatever
14. What kind of candy do you like?
Chocolate
Something sour
Stuff with gum in it
Something sweet
Just so long as it's candy, I like it
She's a cashier at the gas station
15. Did you eat breakfast this morning?
Yes
Nah
I ate some lint from my belly button
I just drank something
16. Enter a question
Why? Because you're too lazy to do that yourself?
Do you really have a 3rd eyeball on your forehead
Do I have to?
Are you that retarded?
But.. why?
17. Do you have a cold today?
yes
no
aliens don't get sick
18. Last one!!
You're lying again
YAY!
Nooooooo
19. If you said "you're lying again" YOU WERE RIGHT!!
I know
Hold on, lemme go back and change it
I'm a loser then
20. This honestly IS the last one
Finally
No, can't you make just ONE MORE?
So

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