How Good Are Your COME-BACKS?!

TAKE THIS TEST! PLEASE! Okay, this test will show you how much of a Master Of Come-backs you really are! The smarter or more devious you are will determine this test!

This test will also prove, if you piss people off to a great extent with your verbal skills and knowledge on conflict or confrontation! So yeah, I hope I have explained it well enough! Have Fun! Dont be to dissapointed though!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If some-one called you a wanker, what you say?
At least I have something to wank!
Thank-you
What?
At least I know how!
speechless
Pffft, whats your deal?
4. What would you say if some-one said: Your a c-nt!
How am I walking talkin Vagina?
Maybe ... ...
Yeah, but at least I dont get turned on when I look in the mirror!
Meh
Well, your an ape ... I guess your not shaved
Why say such mean things?
5. What would you say if some-one asked: Why are you such an arse-hole?
You're confusing us again ... You're the s---ty one!
make a fart noise
Maybe ... But your a bigger one!
Its my goal in life!
Wait a minute ... I dont see a mirror, because you must be talkin tou yourself .... .... Because all thats coming out of your mouth is verbal sh-t!
I'm not ... I just have great come-backs
6. What would you say if some-one said to you: You're a Poo-Head!
Did I come to the kindergarten this-morning?
Oh ... You slash me with your words!
Oh Well!
Bravo!
No, you are! * I think you missed a spot with the toilet paper when wiping your mouth this morning!
Thank-you ...fake tears I would like to thank, my parents, my friends!
7. If your a girl, came upto you and said: My tits are better than yours ... What would you say:
Yer, Sorbent sure is doing a good job these days!
feel them ... Wow, that doctor did do a good job!
So ... Who gives a s---?
Well, if I need to sneeze or cry ... I'll give ya call!
Yeah ... your right! I wish I had boobs like that!
NO there not ... Then again, u have put on a bit of weight lately!
8. If your a guy, and he came up to you and said: My dick is bigger than yours .... You would say:
Just keep tellin' yaself that!
Yeah, probably!
Nah, mine is bigger!
Yes ... when you get that sex-change from a woman .... Maybe!
Wow! So you've grown one now?
Yes ... Bonds socks, are definately workin for ya!
9. If some-one ugly was being mean to you ... What would you say:
Did you learn to make people laugh with your face at the circus?
run away
Wow, with a mug like that? You could be doing "Before" photographs!
Oh God ... how did you get out of the zoo?
say: I dont have to listen to this!
Tell your friend: Ya know, I heard they shaved an ape!
10. If some-one said to you: Ha Ha, I have more money than you, and I live in a better house! ... ... You would say:
Yep!
So .. I'm scum!
Yeah well, that might happen when you claim "Squatters Rights" and pick-pocket people!
Well, I dont know if the cardbox you live in is better than my house ... & Yes, I am sure you do have alot of Milk Cartons!
go up to them Why are you so mean to me? It hurts my feelings!
Okay... & we are getting to your point ... When?
11. If you had hair/fur on your shirt; And your worst enemy came upto you and asked: Whats with the hair? ... You would say:
What's wrong my hair? I know its brushed and all ... But whats your point?
Well, I think the ferals around here, are losing their Winter coat!
...
Get Over It!
Ha Ha Ha, yer I know!
Leave me alone!
12. Okay ... Do You think your come-back are good?
Yeah ... & there better than yours!
Yes
No
Meh
Some-times
Depends ... ...

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. If some-one called you a wanker, what you say?

At least I have something to wank!

Thank-you

What?

At least I know how!

*speechless*

Pffft, whats your deal?

4. What would you say if some-one said: Your a c-nt!

How am I walking talkin Vagina?

Maybe ... ...

Yeah, but at least I dont get turned on when I look in the mirror!

Meh

Well, your an ape ... I guess your not shaved

Why say such mean things?

5. What would you say if some-one asked: Why are you such an arse-hole?

You're confusing us again ... You're the s---ty one!

*make a fart noise*

Maybe ... But your a bigger one!

Its my goal in life!

Wait a minute ... I dont see a mirror, because you must be talkin tou yourself .... .... Because all thats coming out of your mouth is verbal sh-t!

I'm not ... I just have great come-backs

6. What would you say if some-one said to you: You're a Poo-Head!

Did I come to the kindergarten this-morning?

Oh ... You slash me with your words!

Oh Well!

Bravo!

No, you are! * I think you missed a spot with the toilet paper when wiping your mouth this morning!

Thank-you ...*fake tears* I would like to thank, my parents, my friends!

7. If your a girl, came upto you and said: My tits are better than yours ... What would you say:

Yer, Sorbent sure is doing a good job these days!

*feel them* ... Wow, that doctor did do a good job!

So ... Who gives a s---?

Well, if I need to sneeze or cry ... I'll give ya call!

Yeah ... your right! I wish I had boobs like that!

NO there not ... Then again, u have put on a bit of weight lately!

8. If your a guy, and he came up to you and said: My dick is bigger than yours .... You would say:

Just keep tellin' yaself that!

Yeah, probably!

Nah, mine is bigger!

Yes ... when you get that sex-change from a woman .... Maybe!

Wow! So you've grown one now?

Yes ... Bonds socks, are definately workin for ya!

9. If some-one ugly was being mean to you ... What would you say:

Did you learn to make people laugh with your face at the circus?

*run away*

Wow, with a mug like that? You could be doing "Before" photographs!

Oh God ... how did you get out of the zoo?

say: I dont have to listen to this!

Tell your friend: Ya know, I heard they shaved an ape!

10. If some-one said to you: Ha Ha, I have more money than you, and I live in a better house! ... ... You would say:

Yep!

So .. I'm scum!

Yeah well, that might happen when you claim "Squatters Rights" and pick-pocket people!

Well, I dont know if the cardbox you live in is better than my house ... & Yes, I am sure you do have alot of Milk Cartons!

*go up to them* Why are you so mean to me? It hurts my feelings!

Okay... & we are getting to your point ... When?

11. If you had hair/fur on your shirt; And your worst enemy came upto you and asked: Whats with the hair? ... You would say:

What's wrong my hair? I know its brushed and all ... But whats your point?

Well, I think the ferals around here, are losing their Winter coat!

...

Get Over It!

Ha Ha Ha, yer I know!

Leave me alone!

12. Okay ... Do You think your come-back are good?

Yeah ... & there better than yours!

Yes

Meh

Some-times

Depends ... ...

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