How Feverish Are You?

Struggling against your nature is a loser's game when your nature's all tight action and crazy dares. You can fall into the pit or you can dash, but once you've got the fever, it's got its claws in you.

So, do you take it to the limit? Do you toe the line? When push comes to shove, do you break, bolt, or beat it back? Tom Piccirilli's upcoming neo-noir novel THE FEVER KILL cuts it all down to size for a twisted cop and the time-lost mystery that might burn him up. Find out if you've got it bad. Ask yourself: How Feverish Are You?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Livin' on the edge is rough business and not for every Joe. What lifestyle blows your skirt up?
Edge? What edge? I'm balls to the wall badass. Guns, dough, broads, and blow!
I walk the line. Gotta keep straight so I don't break, but a little sin keeps me alive.
Hip to be square. I only get wild with a tumbler of Bacardi & Coke and a very illegal mp3 spree!
One time I fantasized about knitting a knot into the sweater I made for my daughter-in-law. I stopped myself, though, thank Heavens!
4. How would you respond to a sassy, scrumptious dame comin' out of a stupor and asking, "Are you going to jump me?"
"Consensually, sure. But you'd better take a shower first."
"Of course not. Have some Yo-Gos."
"You mean, 'again'?"
"Would you want me to?"
5. When performing a dangerous conversational pas-de-deux of wills with your former mob boss, how do you suggest he spend his time in your hometown?
Kill old ladies.
Reason things out together.
Find a llama farm.
Turn himself in.
6. Who is your perfect woman? (This query ain't gender-neutral. Project, ladies.)
Suzie Homemaker. Sweet as apple pie and twice as fattening!
Damsel in distress. I need a woman who needs me. (A little bit psychotic is nice, too.)
A sultry goddess. Cool, hard, and experienced.
A whore! A free one!
7. What is your weapon of choice?
My mind. I'll toy with you or settle things, rather than beat you down.
All you need is love!
A tight little pistol.
My hands. Work over your face, your gut, maybe a couple shots to the solar plexus...
8. Favorite haunt?
The boss's pad. You could swim in the coke.
The cemetery. I gotta lotta ghosts there... a lotta ghosts.
The indie theater downtown.
Applebee's?
9. Least favorite?
The hospital.
A llama farm.
The nuthouse.
Applebee's?
10. The life of man: solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short, but with any luck imbued with a meaningful end. What will be your ultimate goal?
Solve the crime!
Beat the fuzz!
Finish that scrapbook!
Find real family!
11. Are you currently shaking with aimless rage?
No.
Mercy, no.
Yes.
Election's not till next year.
12. Complete this quote: "There's no outlaw as good as ______."
me
a dirty cop
a dead inlaw
Tom Piccirilli

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