How Fat Are You

There are many skinny people, but few Hugh Jasses if you know what i mean. HAHAHAHAHA. What is a fat ass? A fat ass is someone who.... well.... has a FAT ASS!

Find out what stage of fat you are in this quiz. It is fun. But when you find out just how fat you really are, your gonna cry over a tub o' ice cream in bed watching a chick flick. Enjoy!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you eat alot in one sitting?
Yes
No
4. Do you eat fruit?
Yes
No
Hell no
5. Do you have a gravatational pull?
Yes
No
6. Do you exersise? (not including getting up to go to da bathroom or kitchen to EAT or the remote)
Yes
No
I'm to fat to
7. How many rolls do have?
0
1
2
3
4
DAUM
8. Do you need a private investigater to find yor junk?
Yes
No
9. How many years has it been since you've seen your junk?
0
1
2
3
4
5+
10. Do your arms jiggle after your done waving? (They shouldn't by the way)
Yes
No
I thought it was normal.
11. Can you see your whole self in the mirror?
Of corse
Less confident yes
No
Depends on the size of the mirror
12. Can you fit only 1 buttcheek on the chair
I can fit both
You mean he huge mass of lard on my back

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