How Fat Are You

There are many skinny people, but few Hugh Jasses if you know what i mean. HAHAHAHAHA. What is a fat ass? A fat ass is someone who.... well.... has a FAT ASS!

Find out what stage of fat you are in this quiz. It is fun. But when you find out just how fat you really are, your gonna cry over a tub o' ice cream in bed watching a chick flick. Enjoy!

Created by: Jacob and Cathy

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Do you eat alot in one sitting?
  2. Do you eat fruit?
  3. Do you have a gravatational pull?
  4. Do you exersise? (not including getting up to go to da bathroom or kitchen to EAT or the remote)
  5. How many rolls do have?
  6. Do you need a private investigater to find yor junk?
  7. How many years has it been since you've seen your junk?
  8. Do your arms jiggle after your done waving? (They shouldn't by the way)
  9. Can you see your whole self in the mirror?
  10. Can you fit only 1 buttcheek on the chair

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Quiz topic: How Fat am I