how canadian are you?

this quiz will test your knowledge of the great white north. You end up as a OH CANADA OR A HOSER. , it includes canadian slang, and a whole bunch more.. so brush up on your canadian-ness and take the quiz

do you have waht it takes to be a great canadian, or are you just a big hoser? find out.. in a few minutes. sit back, and answer the 12 questions about candian slang nad key words. and find out just how canadian you really are.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. youre down east , and you order poutine. ...what is poutine?
an energy drink
fries and gravy
french for hamburger.
spanish for pop.
4. youre eating out , and its time to pay your bill and leave a tip, you leave your waiter a toonie and some pennies.. whats a toonie?
two bucks
a song list
change
5. youre looking for the theater in Toronto, you stop and ask for directions , the man on the side walk tells you its two clicks west of the pogey office. what is the pogey office and two clicks.?
a bar and down the street
a block and a half west and a resturant.
the government office and two kilometers
6. youre a the beer store and you want some beer and some sweet drink, what should you ask for?
Two Four uh blue and some pop.
a keg of bush and some soda.
tea and a pub.
7. fill in the blank... Que(Q) Ar(R) ES(S) TEE (T) you(U) VEE(V) DOUBLEYOU(W) EX(X) WHY (Y)______(Z)
Zed
Zee
Zygote
Zerox
8. Translate the next four questions. Well uh , you go four clicks east, till you hit Hogtown, then pass the pogey office and the gradge is on your left.
you go a block and a bit till you hit the hotdog stand then pass the big building and the garage is on your left.
you go four kilometers until you hit Toronto then pass the government office, and the garage is to your left
go eight meters east and then pass the fruit stand and its too your right.
9. lets go for a brew
lets go for a beer
lets go for a swim
lets go for a bowl of soup
10. Whos the franco goof waitin in the line up for the can with a mickey.?
who is the french man , idiot waiting in line for the toilet with a 13 ounce bottle of liquor
whos the french kid waiting in the line for the can of soup with a mickey mouse doll.
who is the freak waiting in the line for the games with a sucker?
11. Jesus murphy , look at the newfie takin all the shots.
jesus christ look at the newfoundlander drinking all the liquor
hey man look at the new guy taking all the fired shots
hey kidd look at the man taking lead.
12. lets go get a pop before the shinny on the street.
lets go a soft drink/soda before the street hockey game.
lets get a fight going before school
lets get a game going before the dance.
13. what great canadian television show has the catch phrase of " take off eh, you hoser.
The great white north
two men and a couple of beer
gettin drunk
canadian slang,

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