How brain dead are you?

As human beings, our brains sometimes get overheated. This results in temporary brain deadness. Side effects can include hallucinations, sudden exhaustion, drooling, head aches, stupidity, and loss of social status.

But is there hope? Can you find a way to defeat the embarassment of brain deadness? How bad has your brain gotten? Is it even still alive?!? Take this quiz to find out how much of your brain is still alive.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Finish this statement in the way you feel is most appropriate. "My brain..."
wants a credit card.
seems somewhat numb.
is perfectly jovial!
no longer thinks properly.
is seeing/hearing very odd and somewhat disturbing things
ooofalooomm...
4. Today was...
special.....................
spotted cow-like.
DO NOT MENTION SUCH THINGS.
something like floating on cotton candy.
I swear just a second ago I thought I was still asleep!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
5. If you could ask your person of choice a question, could get the answer you wanted, and forever believe that answer is correct, which question would it be?
When will this quiz be over?
Is anyone else going to be as brain dead as me?
Is Santa real?
Do you love me?
Is my brain fried?
Is life perfect?
6. I am...
just really stressed.
in need of a sleep number bed.
stupid for taking this quiz. It's obvious my mind is perfect.
*absentmindedly* money.....
as hairy as a monkey.
still angry about the question "What is your gender?"
7. I see...
stars.
weird red and green dots moving around.
my moniter.
the ceiling.
I have another instant message!
dead people.
8. How do you feel about your current state of mind?
peeved.
about to cry...
umm....
i have no emotion
I'm grinning from ear to ear!
Who shot the tranquilizer dart?!?
9. What are you doing?
lying down
rubbing my eyes very hard
slumped over with with head rested on hand
sitting straight against back of chair
clutching screen in a last attempt at staying in touch with the world
head squashed against desk, table, or other surface; is that drool?
10. Which statement makes the most sense to you at the moment?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I am tired, but stinky are you.
When drinking liquids, make sure they are not mainly used as house cleaners.
Nail polish is to be worn in accordance with you hair color.
eiiinoomeesleepoo...
We should all leave go commando in the winter!
Life is good. Eternal life is better!
11. What do you need to do most at the moment?
Finish this quiz.
Quit seeing a counselor.
Set up the lawn gnomes.
Watch So You Think You Can Dance.
Feed my kitties.
Do laundry!!!! I STINKY!!!
12. How do you feel about Christmas right now?
What does Christmas have to do with anything?
The tinsel is pretty and shiny...
I can sell all my presents for more money! =D
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Excuse me, but I think it's X-mas.
Oh my goodness....
13. Last of all, if you could give yourself a rating of the amount of brain activity going on, what would it be?
%1.1
%1000
%100
%85
%0
I really...

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