How bored are you?

If you have a life, please do not take this quiz. I repeat, do not take this quiz. If you do not have a life and are bored out of your mind then take this quiz. Guaranteed to be a productive waste of your time.

Are you truly bored? Let us find out. I know you have to be bored to even consider this, but let us give your boredom a percentage rating! Of course, this rating is not very accurate but hey? who cares if you are bored. Actually, I was bored enough to give this test a semiworking rating system of your answers so they will b semi-correct.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If a banana gave you a monkey. Would you eat the monkey?
Totally,
Gross.
Illogical.
bleh
4. Why are you taking this quiz?
I'm bored.
I'm broed
I'm taking a quiz?
you are confusing me.
bleh
5. This is not a question.
bleh
Oh?
I am confused.
what is happening here?
6. So, you know that monkey that the banana gave you and you ate, but maybe you didn't, but in that case it doesn't matter as the monkey ate you anyways. The question is: what is 1+1?
food
mmmmmm
that was tasty
2
I cannot think.
7. So if you went back in time and shot your grandmother and then went forward in time and married your grandmother. Who is your grandmother?
bleh
mmmmm Beer
lasfj
That doesn't make any sense?
I am your grandmother!
Cookies anyone?
8. Rearrange the following letters to make a word: R E B E
bleh
rabes
beer
BEER
mmmmm
I am your grandmother's monkey.
9. Enter a question:
Possible answer #1:
Possible answer #2:
Possible answer #3:
Possible answer #4:
Possible answer #5:
Possible answer #6:
10. What are you doing right now?
bleh
drinking beer
pissing
I am pointlessly wasting my time taking this totally pointless meaningless test. I have read and agreed with every word in this answer.
sleeping
11. What is your favourite type of pizza?
bleh
beer
Hawaiian
Fruitopian
Pepperoni
what?
12. Do you know how this is graded?
bleh
vigorously
no,
It is not.
what is graded?
hahahhehehheheheh, I am giggling with joy right now.
13. How was your monkey?
bleh
I do not have a monkey
Tasty
I am dead
heheheheheeeee, I am giggling with joy
14. Once upon a time in a land near by, the monkey of the banana ate a banana and thought it fine. MmmMmm. What happened to that poor monkey?
bleh
He died
bleh
The banana got thrown up and was given life
the monkey ate
beer
15. Ok. That was very strange. Don't you agree?
bleh
definitely.
Totally
Beer
You lost me
hehehehe! I understand now! I understand everything!
16. Be warned: This question gives you negative points in boredome. How many points down are you?
6
4
5
3
1
2
17. My monkey came and visited today. Do you know what he gave me? A banana. I ate that banana and went off to lala land. Where did I go when I ate that banana?
bleh
Banana
Monkey
Me
Canada, eh
Lala land
18. Throw up
is tasty
is fun
is necessary to lose weight
is ugly
is green
is purple
19. Why are you still taking this quiz? Give up already!
bleh
To find out how bored I am.
Laughing
sleeping
dead
20. Well, we all have a limit to our boredness. If I said we only had 4 questions left after this, how would that affect you?
bleh
I would perk up.
So soon?
21. So, while you were staying over in lala land, you met your grandmother. Apparently, she has ditched you for a banana peel.
bleh
Is this over soon?
Why am I doing this.
Does the banana peel have a psychological influence on the way I view my grandmother?
22. What is your name.
Lucas
San Jose Sharks
Pizza
Beer
Susan
I don't have a name
23. And for the grand finale...
bleh
Bows and cheers!
Disgusting
I can't wait to retake this quiz!

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