1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. You are walking and see everyone running towards you, scared-looking. You: Turn around and run, and ask questions later. Stop someone and ask what's wrong. Run in the opposite direction as everyone else see what they are running from. Don't move but wonder why they are running. Run and ask what is going on at the same time. 4. What is your favorite salad dressing: Ranch French Italian No dressing 5. Someone screams. You: Jump, startled. Keep your cool. Scream. Laugh. Are deaf, so you don't hear it. 6. Do you carry lotion other some other comparable lubricant with you? Yes, sometimes. Yes, all the time. No, I don't use lotion. No. I need to, but I always forget. 7. Someone asks you where you've been. You: Tell them where you're going. Don't tell them anything. Tell them where you've been. Tell them your whole life story. 8. What do you call your family gatherings? reunions cookouts parties get-togethers 9. Chicken is good with: hot sauce barbecue peach glaze lemon 10. Your favorite seafood is: Scallops Shrimp Fried Fish Eel Squid 11. The first thing you notice about a new environment is: how clean it is or isn't how many people are there you compared to others in that environment nothing 12. When you are finished in the bathroom you: Wash your hands and open the door barehanded. Wash your hands and open the door with a paper towel. Don't wash your hands. 13. Would you bungee jump, swim with sharks, or own a pet tiger? Yes Maybe No That's stupid. 14. What do you call the person who takes back some of your belongings if you don't pay? Guy who takes my stuff Repo Man Snatch Man Take Away Dude A dead man 15. You went to the store in your neighborhood and they were out of: soap potpourri home-made trinkets baseball caps books 16. You're at a party and the music is at volume 14. Normal volume is 12. You: Turn it down. Turn it up. Don't care. 17. When you are at a party you mostly complain about: The music's volume The cooking/food The music itself Nothing How bored you are 18. At school, you excel in: Information Technology Mathematics English Physical Education Science nothing/everything 19. Your potential future career: Politician Athlete Journalist Veterinarian Surgeon None of these 20. It is about 60 degrees Fareignheit outside. You: wear a jacket. go bare sleeved with shorts. wear a full-fledged coat. aren't even outside! complain of the heat. 21. What time do you like to get up in the morning? Very early. Up 'n' at 'em! In the morning, but not too early. Shortly before noon. Noon or afternoon. As late as possible within reason. Late. 22. What sport would you like the best? Dodgeball Curling Swimming Tennis Wrestling Track 23. Ok...This meeting is getting long and they aren't saying anything they didn't say before...You: Get up, sneak out of the back and leave. Stay there, knowing that you are wasting your time. Seriously consider leaving, but don't. Take a nap. 24. Your favorite instrument is: clarinet saxophone trombone piccolo trumpet 25. Your clothes and accessories: never match. sometimes match. always match within a certain color scheme. always match, down to the exact color. I don't wear clothes. 26. Your favorite restaurant is: Olive Garden Old Country Buffet Outback Steakhouse Fudruckers McDonald's Long John Silver's 27. You are in an argument. You: Listen and wait until the other person is finished before saying your part. No personal attacks. Butt in whenever you can, and call names. Defend yourself before accusing the other person, countering a lot of their points. Use a lot of sarcasm. Apologize a trillion times until the other person finally stops jawing at you. 28. A teacher gives you a detention, you show up to serve it, but he/she was not there! You: Get with the teacher and try to reschedule it. Worry that the teacher will think you didn't try to serve it and suspend you. Say "Oh well. They missed it. Their fault." and go on with your life. Don't bring it up to the teacher, hoping he/she will forget anyway. Bring it up to the teacher to show how they were in the wrong to begin with.