How Baltimore Are You?

This quiz is to determine how much you fit in in Charm City AKA The City That Reads. OK, so you really don't have to know how to read. Grunting is acceptable.

This paragraph is only here because it has to be. The filter is really hard to get around. SO, I will list the states, one by one. Alabama. Nice Place. Alaska. Cold Place...

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Where was your last vacation?
Ocean City
Europe
At Home...alone....sob....
Eastern Shore
Essex
Vacation?
4. When eating crabs, you...
Crabs? Ewww!!!!
Demolish them with machine-like quickness and efficiency
The....disease?
Complain about how small they are
Save the claws for last
Wash all the seasoning off....
5. I use the word Hon....
Once a day
Never
As in honey?
Three times a day
Too many to count
6. John Waters...
is GENIUS!!!!!!!
A Lake?
is weird
A Film Director
his plants?
7. National Bohemian.......
I failed History. Sorry.
is the nectar of the gods!
is beer. Horrible beer.
ripped off Pringles, dude!
makes for a great first date.
8. Martin O'Malley is currently....
a leprechaun?
Singer for O'Malley's March
GuvNa!
Mayor if Charm City
that guy from Dancing with the Stars
9. When you get a cut, you bleed....
red
Purple....
Old Bay
Natty Boh
blood
10. Last but not least.... Ray Lewis......
MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!
is Jerry's brother?
The telethon guy?
is my dad.......
is God
11. The two golden eggs belong to....
Dundalk
The Giant in the Sky?
the golden chicken?
ESSEX
God
12. You pronounce Baltimore...
Baldamore
Ball Tee More
Bawldmer
Balto
Balmer Merlin Hon

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