How Autumn are You?

Mick Jagger is sixty-Friggin' something! D'd'you know that? Hah! I bet you thought you'd get a halfway decent introduction. Well, listen to this: lemonade and more lemonade, have a WICKED good birthday!

RC Cola sucks. Furthermore, Tony DiMarco Thunderbottom believes he is a chicken. It seems that Dave Mustaine did not sing Thunderhorse. Oh, nor Hatredcopter.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Let's say you're talking to a group of friends of mixed gender. Are you more likely to steer the conversation towards:
TV or video games
An interesting story from the past
A current or ongoing event
The sexual lives of said friends
Reasons why vaginas are disgusting
Something that's actually important
4. Who would you rather f---?
Leonardo DaVinci, who's been dead for several hundred years, and his bones are soaked in AIDS
Maureen
Who's Maureen?
5. Are you always in-the-know when it comes to crucial information, such as who's least likely to ever get laid, or who's the werwolf?
Yes
No
6. Would you say that you have over nine thousand Laid-points?
Yes
No
What?
7. Have you ever been referred to as 'Firecrotch?'
Yes
No
8. Do you:
Owe Joe $1
Owe Joe between $1-20
Owe Joe over 20$
Owe Joe some money, but he doesn't know it
Have benefitted from Joe's billz, but he never said I had to pay him back
Who's Joe?
9. What do you NOT hate?
People who call me a ginger
Vaginas
The stupidest joke in the world
Betty White
Twilight
I hate less than 4 of the above
10. What could Joe do to increase his chances of getting laid?
Cut his hair
Put down his Rubik's cube
Wear New Jersey-scented cologne
Sober up
Lose weight, a lot of weight
11. What could Chuck do to increase his chances of getting laid?
Cut his hair
Put down his Rubik's cube
Wear New Jersey-scented cologne
Sober up
Lose weight, a lot of weight
12. Who's a better chef?
Steve Boucher, the Douchebag Chef
Tyler Penis, Chef le Douchebag

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