How Arkansan are you?

Arkansans are truly one of a kind. Three quarters Southern, one part Midwestern, a native can identify what area another native is from by simply listening to the accent.

Are you a true Arkansan? Have you ever heard of Booger Hollow, Toad Suck, or Fifty-Six? Do you know the basics of living in this great state? Take this quiz to find out.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Who is the biggest embarrassment to the state?
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Mike Huckabee
Houston Nutt
4. Should all Razorback games be in Fayetteville, all in Little Rock, or should it stay the same?
Fayetteville
Little Rock
Stays the same
No opinion
5. What is the main course at the annual supper in Gillett?
Chitlings
Raccoon
Rooster fries
Venison
6. Did you vote for Bill Clinton to get him out of the state?
Absolutely.
No.
I'd never vote for a Clinton.
Bill was the best president evar!!!111
7. What does "LA" stand for?
Los Angeles
Little Argenta
Louisiana
Lower Arkansas
8. Is Northwest Arkansas a part of the South?
Yes
No
9. Do you live on a gravel road?
Yes
No
10. What month does modern gun for deer season start?
October
November
December
11. Do you prefer oven-baked turkey or the deep-fried variety?
Oven baked
Deep fried
12. Houston Nutt: Stay or go?
Let him stay.
Fire him at the end of the season.
Fire him yesterday.
I LuV u Houston!!!1 kbye
13. Have you ever hit a deer with your vehicle?
Yes.
No.
Yep, and boy, that's one elusive little creature.
14. Is the traffic in Little Rock bad?
Of course it is.
No, not really.
Ha! Try driving in Memphis.
15. Did your school ever have the opening weekend of deer season as a holiday?
Yes
No
Who goes deer hunting?
16. Do you live in a dry county?
Yes
No
I hate being the driver on beer runs.
17. If you're a Hog fan, did you attend the UofA?
Proud alumni
I hate the Razorbacks.
You have to go there to be a fan?
18. Does slaw belong on pulled pork barbeque?
Of course it does.
Slaw on BBQ is an abomination to God.
19. Where does Northwest Arkansas begin?
Morrilton
Alma
Halfway between Alma and Fayetteville
Fayetteville
Who gives a damn, none of it is really Arkansas anymore.
20. Who is Ronnie Floyd?
He owns a septic tank removal business in Ozark.
He's Jimmy Swaggart made over.
He lost to Jim Holt in the 2006 Lt. Governor race.
He's a good preacher, Christian man, and looks good in those Armani suits we buy him.
21. Are there mosquitoes where you live?
Yes
No
Oh my God, the ones here attack children and are the size of small birds.
22. What part of the state has the best BBQ?
Northeast Arkansas
Northwest Arkansas
Central Arkansas
Southeast Arkansas
Southwest Arkansas
23. Do you have gay friends?
Yes
No
"Dear Mr. Interception King..."
24. Ever been frog gigging?
Yes
No
What the hell is that?
25. State bird?
Blue jay
Killdeer
Mockingbird
Mosquito
Mourning dove
26. Ever been in a traffic jam because of farm equipment?
Yes
No
27. Were you born in Arkansas?
Yes
No
28. If you were born in this state, what region?
Northeast Arkansas
Northwest Arkansas
Central Arkansas
Southeast Arkansas
Southwest Arkansas
I wasn't born in this state.

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