How Angry Are You?

This little quiz was created to test whether you are a tolerant, perhaps even meek person, or an angry, maybe dangerous individual. How do you react to things that tick you off? Are you a lamb, or a deranged lion?

Take a deep breath, let all those thoughts you may have floating in your head of petty vengeance, or red, red rage take a rest, and answer the questions to get a better understanding of yourself.

Created by: Jim
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When you wake up in the morning, your first thought of the day is:
"Another beautiful day to make friends and help others!"
"Damn. That dream of a plague wasn't real?"
"If I throw the alarm clock at the wall, will it finally shut up?"
"Well, might as well get in the shower."
"I need coffee and a smoke. Why is the cat lookign at me funny?"
4. While watching your favorite TV show,a 2 year old child walks repeatedly in front of the TV while chanting "I like puppies". Your most likely reaction is:
Smile at the innocent babe at play.
Politely ask the child to sit down so you can watch the show.
Yell out "Hey, dummy! Your head's too fat to see through!"
Turn off the TV in disgust and go to your room to stare into the dark while massaging your temples.
Upend the cocktail table. Break something. Then grab your coat and ruch out the door to walk in the cemetery and cool off.
5. When driving, someone cuts you off. You are most likely to:
Ease off the gas and give them some room. They must be in a hurry.
Beep the horn long and hard.
Speed up, pass them, cutting them off in turn.
Get right on their bumber until the next stop light. Then get out of the car, pound on their window, and berate them.
Floor it and ram their rear bumber.
6. In a movie theater, people with big hats sit in front of you and talk loudly during the show. Do you:
Move to a different seat.
Clear your throat, hoping they will get the hint and quiet down.
Ask them nicely if they would keep it down so thers can enjoy the movie.
Poke them in the shoulder, and tell them to shut up before you get the usher.
Pull their hat off their head, grap them by the hair, pull them back over the seat, and, putting your face right up in their, ask them if they would like you to bite out their flapping tongue.
7. Have ever physically attacked someone, even if by just pushing or slapping them, because they said something you found offensive?
Yes, and it made me feel good.
Yes, but only once or twice in my life.
It would take something really bad for me to react that way.
I never hit other people.
8. Are you currently, or have you ever been on any medication for high blood pressure, anxiety, or anger control?
Yes
No
9. Imagine you had mind control and could make others do things you wanted. Now imagine you are in heavy traffic, and there is a car next to you playing music with the bass turned all the way up so loud your car is vibrating. Would you most likely -
Just plant a happy thought in the other drivers mind to brighten their day.
Ignore them.
Use your mind control power to have them turn down the music.
Use your mind control power to make them turn on a channel they really hated, and listen to it all the way home.
Use your mind control to have them kick their own radio in, then remove their key from the ignition and drive it into their thigh.
10. Complete the following with the most appropriate answer. "When things are really getting on my nerves, I like to.."
Find a quiet place, have some herbal tea, and meditate.
Listen to some happy music to improve my mood.
Confont the people/things that are bothering me.
Find something that is really precious to another person, and break it.
Drink.
11. Have you ever been arrested due to something you did in anger?
Why do you ask? WHO ARE YOU??
Yes, but only once or twice in my life.
Never.
12. Did taking this quiz irritate you?
No, it was fun.
No, it just wasted my time.
It scared me.
Yes,
Yes, and I would like to throttle the fool who created it until they were unconscious.

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