How Andre Are You?

Find out how Andre you are! Everyone wants a piece of Andre and now you can find out if you have the ability to be just like him deep down in your soul. Grow a ginger beard and throw caution to the wind!

So, how Andre are YOU? Do you have the willpower and beard growing ability to take this quiz? You should take a few minutes and find out just how close you are to our Father, Andre Droodle Poodle.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your favorite color?
Blue
Red
Pink
I hate color
4. Are you a ginger?
Yes
No
What are gingers?
Look at my chest hair!
5. Have you ever won a "Beard-off" contest of facial hair willpower?
Yes
No
I only have one giant face hair
6. How Polish are you?
Da!
Tak!
No!
Nada!
I don't like politics.
7. Have you ever considered running for President?
Yep.
No.
Bush forever!
I'm scared. Cradle me.
8. Do you often accept bets despite your better judgement?
Tak!
I'll answer this for a dollar.
Sometimes. Sometimes not.
No.
Lame.
9. When you think of the phrase, "People that scat together, stay together," you immediately think of...
Joyous sounds
Harmony
Poop
10. Do you try to dress for each and every holiday listed on the calendar?
Administrative Professionals Day!
What? No. That's gay.
Not gay like you.
But gay like "pediphile"
11. Have you ever dared KM to eat or drink anything in abundance?
Hell no.
Most def
tots
She'll eat/drink anything
12. What are your most hated attributes of your co-workers?
Random groping
Constant throat clearing
Interrupting conversations
Loud obnoxious music
All of them in the same "person"
13. Do you have a high school degree?
GED
Crap.
Yes. I'm an N-13.
I went to grad school.
14. God, Jesus, or the Holy Spirit?
God
Jesus
Holy Spirit
15. A diabetes sandwich should have the following ingredients (other than the already present bread, condiments, meat, lettuce, tomato)?
Extra french fries
A milkshake
Coca Cola
Fish fillets
Cheese and extra cheese
All of them
16. What is your best attribute or feature?
I'm tall
My full head of hair
I'm a smooth dresser
My chest hair
17. Glass of melted ice (water) or coffee?
Ice
Coffee
Milk
18. Name your favorite food?
Orange
Banana
the same perfect sandwich everyday
Whatever Bob is eating
19. How do you give a High Five?
By squeezing your breast
Clapping my hand against your hand
20. Walking backwards is...
Fun
the Devil's handywork
My favorite pasttime

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