Hey! Are you ME?

This is the "HEY! Are you ME?" quiz! As you may or may not have guessed, it is to determine how much you are like myself. If you decide to take the quiz, please note that some questions are just my sick sense of humour and have little to no effect on the answer. With that said, enjoy!

You are taking the "HEY! Are you ME?" quiz! As you may or may not have previously read, it is to determine how much you are like myself. when you are taking the quiz, please have noted that some questions are just my sick sense of humour and have little to no effect on the answer. With that said, enjoy!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Are you a GANGSTA NERD?
Oh freakin yeah
No
What?
4. If you said yes, which of these applied to you?
Speaks fluent Latin
Posseses handlebar mustache
Rolls with homies (DUR!)
Is an obscure deity
All
Answers 1-3
5. If I were to ask for a type of music, and ONE answer was "rock, pop, or rap", how would you respond?
Positively
Neutrally
Negatively
6. 01
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101010101010101010
001101001
Excuse me?
11001
7. Pick a music category
MaInStReAm (This is spoken with great contempt)
Metal
One of several non-metal modern rock genres
Rap/hiphop
Other
8. YOU JUST PASSED THE ENTRY LEVEL! NOW LETS TEST YOUR VIEWS ON SEVERAL SUBJECTS!
Sweet
You ever heard of a thing called "caps"?...!
9. Are your eyebrows triangles?
Oh yes, very nice...triangles
Yeah...sigh
NOOOO!
No...sigh
10. How long does it take you to get ready to leave your home on short notice?
READY!
3 min, 5 if there is a weather state requiring attention
10 min
20 min
2 hours
11. Do you have uncontrollable fantasies about vampires?
Freaking emo idiot, no!
Yes
12. If no, do such people often say you resemble a vampire?
Yes
No
13. If yes, what is your opinion on souls?
My emo soul, it craves the darkness...
Souls taste like chicken
YOU SOUL IS BOUND TO ME NOW
14. Emo=goth?
Yes, both suck
No, emos suck
No, goths suck
Yes
No
15. Are you paranoid?
Yes
No
16. Is paranoia a valuable suvival skill?
Yes
No
17. Are you narcissistic?
Yes
No
18. Are you a fire hazard?
Yes
Yes; intentionally
No
No; unintentionally
19. Congrats, you've passed the sanity level of the quiz! Now we'll be discussing your social habits!
Sweet
...
20. If asked an important question on human nature-specifically one that pertains to an action of yours which you cannot fully explain at the time-you will most likely:
Answer honestly, you don't know, and you don't find it very important (smile)
Ponder the issue
Give a bogus answer that SOUNDS intellectual
Give the bogus answer, then ponder the issue
21. You got friends?
Yes, many
Yes, many hollow and useless imbuciles with whom I associate for convenience
Yes, a few good ones by choice
Yes, a few, but I'd prefer more
No, hate everybody
No, I'm laaame
22. Do you sacrifice social status for intelligence?
No; social status is worth more
No; its easy to have both
Yes
23. Pick a holiday
Christmas
Easter, Yom Kippur, or similar religious celebration
Halloween
Thanksgiving
Earth Day
4th of July, Canada Day, or similar national celebration
24. What kind of pants do you wear?
Baggy jeans
Other jeans
Slacks
Exclusively baggy, black slacks
Chain-ridden
Freakin shiny and glittered
25. CONT.
Baggy shorts
Short shorts
Dress/skirt; I'm female
Dress/skirt; I'm male (or am I?) *narrator shudders*
N/A
26. You like society?
Generally, yeah
YES!!!
No
No, its not nice to emos ;_;
No, I'm a nerd but not a GANGSTA NERD ;_;
27. You have more than enough of this emotion:
Greed
Generosity
Wrath
Sympathy
Sadness
Joy
28. Congrats! You've passed the social level of the quiz! Now lets move to miscellaneous!
Sweet
@_@
29. ALL
ABOOOOOAAARD HA HA HA HA HA HA
WILL PERISH
BOW TO ME
BOW TO NO ONE
30. Most people, in general, are:
Not individual enough
Too individual
Idiots and pawns
Not religious enough
Answers 1 and 3
Answers 2 and 3
31. Life+Death=
Stuff we do because there's no reasonable alternative
A waste of time
JUST THE BEST FREAKIN THING EVER!
I prefer life, no death
32. WHAT KIND OF TANK WOULD YOU LIKE?!
Nothing special, one cannon and a mounted rocket launcher is fine
Solar powered
As destructive as possible
TANK? Oh, heavens no!
33. Congrats! You've passed the quiz! Lets see your results; and remember, even if your nothing like me...well, actually nevermind, I would have nothing good to say to you...I grow tired of the sane.
MMMMMM I as well.
Idiot...

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