Have you been naughty or nice this year?

Forget worrying endlessly about whether or not you will get the gifts that you want this year or recieve a years supply of coal. (dirty coal)This careful analysis will do that for you and even give you immediate results!

Are you a Naughty Nelly? Are you Nice as Spice? Do you Call yourself "American Psycho"? Or do you prefer a little bit Nutty? Take this quiz and find out exactly where you rank and whether or not Santa will be nice to you this year.

Created by: Stephie of monument of wealth
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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
I get up and shower, brush my teeth. I cook breakfast for the entire household. Clean up when I am done. Then I look for ways to recycle and save our planet.
I check to see if any one has used the toilet that I celaphaned. Yeah that gets them every time! I then go out side for a brisk walk around the neighborhood and hide the neighbors news papers in odd or out of reach places. After that i spend an hour replacing my moms toothpaste with fake blood. And that is just my morning.
I get up and reflect on the dream I had last night. Always the same one. I get away with multiple murders and robberies. Next I spend some time cutting myself and drinking the blood untill I get seriously dehydrated and beligerant ranting about how the world should suicide bomb itself.
I go out jogging with my best friend and we stop at the local coffe hut where we talk politics over a creamy cup o' job.
4. What are you wearing right now?
White T-shirt, Khakis, penny loafers.
Oohh! A lady never tells! Shame on you!
Black trenchcoat, steel toed boots, spiked dog collar, and plenty of bondage straps..
My birthday suit! I'm gonna streak around the neighborhood!
5. In highschool You were voted most likely to. . .
Most likely to save the world.
Most likely to get the Darwin award.
Most likely to be the unibomber.
Most likely President of the U.S.A.
6. The best way to celebrate Halloween is. . .
Spending the day baking candied apples for the little girls and boys. Hand them out with a tooth brush and sample of tooth paste.
I hand out money because I strongly believe that sugar is public health's enemy #1.
I give out joke candy from Spencers and dress my gruesomest to try to make the little kiddies scream with fright.
I go bag snatching, ding dong ditching, and egging. Thats all I can tell you without getting caught!
7. My lifes ambition is. . .
I would lke to buy everyone a puppy or a kitten. I would like us all to just love each other and live in a utopian society. Let's hear it for world peace! Yeeaahh!
I like to make people laugh and if I can't accomplish that I would at least like to make myself bust a gut.
My psychologist says its best if I have no real ambitions. Something about the well being of others. ?. . .
I pride myself on standing up for what is true and right in my opinion which is true and right.
8. My occupation is. ..
I volunteer at the local soup kitchens and animal shelters.
I work in the collection department at the cow breeding farm.
I don't work well with humans besides I spend half my week at the hospital on 72 hour suicide watch.
I am a lawyer. I fights for peoples rights.
9. What is your all time favorite movie?
Harry Potter. True love always rules out!
Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure. A man after my own heart.
All of the SAW movies. Hack! Chop! Slat! Aaahhhh! I can't get enough.
I Am Sam. Truth will out!
10. What song do you most identify yourself with?
Heal the world.
What's my age again?
Stan.
Respect.
11. What is your favorite color?
The rainbow.
Green.
Crimson.
Navy Blue.
12. What is your christmas wish?
My wish is to end the war(s). Good will toward all men. I would also like to cure global warming.
I want to get the family together for a real holiday surprise! We're gonna chase and kill our own turkey.
I can't tell you. . .I'd have to kill you.
I just hope to help end the bickering about where to spend the holidays.

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