Greenscale Quiz

It's important to know where you stand. We're here to help you determine who you are in terms of the environmental/economic spectrum of beliefs. How do you balance the competing needs of the environment and the economy?

There are no wrong answers, but plenty of room for criticism. This highly precise quiz will unerringly determine how you think, and help you understand what is going on in your head. Answer honestly, or we'll know, and come and smack you with fish.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Your workplace is 10 miles from your house. What is the best method of getting there on a daily basis?
Drive my hybrid car.
Ride my bicycle.
Carpool with co-workers.
Drive, duh.
How long is my private air strip?
Can I tele-commute?
4. You should drink 8 glasses of water per day. How should you manage said water?
Bottled water. It's clean and I can recycle the bottle.
Bottled water. It's clean. I hear some of them come in delicious flavors!
There's a cup and a sink right over there.
Use a reusable plastic sport bottle. They're cheap.
Use a stainless steel bottle. They're tougher.
Suck it from Mother Nature's streams and rivers!
5. What is the most important source of power for the next 50 years?
Oil drives our economy. Deal with it.
I hear they have Clean Coal now...
Solar! The sun will burn for billions of years!
Nuclear power is both abundant and practical.
Blue Crystals.
If we hire people to run on treadmills we create jobs too!
6. What's the biggest threat to our standard of living in the next 50 years?
Economic collapse due to over zealous environmental regulation!
Terrorisms.
Traffic congestion.
Global warming causing the oceans to consume the world!
Whalers!
High gas prices!
7. You find $100 on the ground. What do you do with it?
Donate it to GreenPeace.
That's like a week's worth of Cheetos!
Invest it in energy stocks.
Burn it.
Buy an acre of rainforest somewhere!
Declare it on your income taxes.
8. Where do you think the government's focus should be?
The children are our future! Won't somebody think of the children!?
We only have one environment to ruin!
We must do what ever it takes to avoid economic collapse!
Stayin' the hell out of my business.
World peace.
Funding research and stuff!
9. If you were to support one after-school activity for teens, what would it be?
Mountain biking is both good excercise, and gets kids outdoors!
Business clubs teach children actually USEFUL skills. Like how to lie to auditors.
Squirrel dissection.
Learning to communicate better with other cultures.
If a child doesn't play soccer in school, they're probably not loved.
WoW clan building and power-leveling.
10. Name one eco-friendly product you own.
My hybrid car! All bow to the hybrid car!
My stainless steel reusable water bottle.
My smaller jet. It uses like half the fuel, I think.
My brand new touring bike, which I'm taking to Eurpoe this summer.
My dark curtains. Wouldn't want to waste solar power by letting it in here.
I make my own soap out of bacon grease.
11. Name one movie you found inspirational.
Princess Mononoke. It totally anthropomorphized my feelings about nature.
The Karate Kid. It's a family movie with a heart.
American Psycho. It's a family movie that might eat your heart.
Who killed the electric car? It's a conspiracy!
Peewee's Big Adventure. I still cry at the end.
Free Willy. It's so terrible what we're doing to such majestic giant fish.
12. If you could send a message to yourself ten years ago, what would you say?
You're doing great! Keep working so hard, and everything will be fine.
If you're given a choice of chicken or fish... don't eat the fish.
Hey! I have a time-travelling message machine! How cool is that!?
One word: Qualcomm.
Tell everyone in your time to stop polluting or everyone in my time will ... um... just stop it!
Don't use the time machine!

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