God save the McQueens! Which one are you?

Since there arrival in Chester's smallest and most tempestuous little village of Hollyoaks last year the McQueen family have been at the forefront of every affair, cat fight and public scandal.

With a mix of personalities so diverse they make Big Brother look like the Brady Bunch its easy to fall in love with the McQueen's. But which one are YOU?!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What are you currently reading?
The good sex guide
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
Chat magazine
Shakespere's The Tempest
Mix Mag
An old free TV guide from the News Of The World
4. Favourite sexual position/s?
Any as long as its with the man I love.
Hard from behind, I like them to show me whos boss!
Nice missionary position, starring into each others eyes..
Whatever I feel like at the time, try any funny business and I'll cut it off with an old soup spoon!
Theres more way than one?
Up for anything, any which way, swinging off the banisters me!
5. You're on a night out with your old mum Myra and Frankie Osbourne takes the piss out of her strech marks. What do you do?
Calmly walk over, grab her by the hideous 90's chocker and repeatedly slam her face into the bar till she looks like a piece of conceptual art.
Sneak behind the bar and place yourself, spread eagled on a beer barrel waiting to pinch her husband Jack.
Casually remind her that after squeezing out a ropey slag, a murdering out job man, a simpering pretend hetrosexual and the worst thing to hit the world of acting since H from Steps debuted in the West End, her own stretch marks arn't looking too hot.
Inform her that her tired, dried, bleached old hair has seen better and that she should get it sorted with a hot oil treatment before throwing stones around her glass house.
Educate her that in this modern pressurised capitalist world where image is everything mature women of a certain age should show a united front not bicker with each other. She should be ashamed of herself!
Spread a vicious rumour about Steph being born and raised as a boy till she was 6.
6. My biggest talent is..?
I can pick locks.
I couldn't possibly pick just one!
Between my legs!
Understanding others. Well at least trying to!
My vast intellect, supirior to all those around me!
Being effortless desirable and cool!
7. My secret crush in Hollyoaks village is..?
Justin Burton - I like a wrong'un, lots of heat in the bedroom!
Kris Fisher - A firey man in make-up says something about the deep emotional heart that beats underneath!
Leo Valentine - I like the older men, they know a few tricks and have a bit more cash. Plus I'm running out of the spring chickens!
Max Cunningham - Good with little kiddies.. Aww!
Gilly Roach - He's organically male! Testosterone baby!
Darren Osbourne - Simple and honest, I can excuse him being a twat to boot!
8. Your favourite film of all time?
Titanic
The Little Shop Of Horrors
Gosford Park
Pretty Woman
Basic Instinct
Human Traffic
9. You're going on a mystery 1st date, what do you wear?
Same as always, I don't change for no one!
A little material as possible. Nipple tassles anyone?
Something elegant with practical shoes, just in case.
Something that shows how keen I am, but retains my personality.
Black.
Something floaty and romantic!
10. If you could be any of the following which would you be?
On the cover of Heat magazine
A world renowned DJ
Happy and secure
Having the most glamorous expensive wedding of all time
Prime minister
A parent
11. The famous person I think I am most like is...
Kerry Katona
Madonna
Gordon Ramsey
Germaine Greer
Princess Diana
Dannii Minogue
12. My idea of the perfect night out is?
Moi - centre of attention, being told just how fabulous I really am!
Good music, good mates, fit boys!
Getting as off my face as possible and nabbing the best guy in there.
Spending time with everyone I care no matter where we are.
Letting my hair down and going wild, as I never have a chance too normally!
Staying out of trouble by the end of the night.

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