Girls, how marriagable are you? *desi style!*

As everyone knows, Asian boys are precious gems not to be shared with just anyone. Understandably, their families' standards for the lucky girl that gets to have them are pretty stringent.

There are many fields that the ideal kuri has to score well in, not least the roundness of her chapattis. How well have you been preparing? How do you score on the marriageability stakes?

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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What's your current marital status?
Single and looking
Single and not looking, I hate marriage, go me
Married (and looking, hehe)
Divorced
Widowed
Engaged
4. What's your level of education/what are you studying for?
Professional university degree (eg medicine, dentistry, law)
Science-based university degree
Business-based university degree
Arts/english type degree
Some kind of college course but I tell people it's a degree
Why would I need an education? A woman's place is in the home
5. How are your roti making skills?
I get by.
My rotis are so round you can calculate pi to a bazillion places from them. Their light and fluffy texture is known to have made grown men weep. I am the don of chapattis.
The shape's good but the texture isn't.
The texture's good but the shape isn't.
They look like maps of the world, and taste like them too.
What's a roti?
6. How fluent are you in your 'mother tongue'?
I only speak English.
I don't speak English, and am obviously I am using a translator for this quiz.
I'm pretty good, I've sat exams in it.
I can hold coversations with aunties.
I know how to say yes and smile demurely.
I frequently manage to insult people's mothers accidentally.
7. What height are you?
I am a towering Amazonian princess (ie over 6ft)
Quite tall (over 5'6)
Medium (5'5-5'6)
Shortish (less than 5'4)
Vertically challenged (5'0 or less)
8. What's your build? (be honest!)
I provide shade in summer, and am well padded for winter.
I am slightly overweight.
I'm average.
I'm slim.
I'm thin.
If I turn sideways I disappear.
9. How do you usually dress?
You'd never be able to tell I'm not from the pind.
I wear western clothes outside, but apna clothes at home.
I wear Asian clothes when it's appropriate (eg family visits)
I only wear Asian clothes on special occasions.
There are options besides jeans?
I like to reveal as much flesh as possible whatever I'm wearing.
10. What would you do if you saw one of your mum's friends (called Auntijee) in town?
Attempt to hide whatever inappropriate behaviour I was indulging in.
Avoid her.
Smile and wave.
Say hi.
Make small talk.
Have a 2 hour conversation then invite her home for dinner.
11. How are your cooking skills?
I can make a 3 course meal complete with biryani and a delicious Asian dessert. And I do so. Every day.
I can make most common dishes.
I can make one or two Asian dishes.
I mainly make gora food.
I can cook an egg in various (okay, 2) ways.
Last time I went to the kitchen was because I got lost.
12. If your skin colour was to be compared to a foodstuff, it would be:
basmati rice
wheatish
caramel
chocolate
aubergine
tangerine
13. How often do you go 'back home'?
What are you talking about? I go home every day, duh.
Once in a lifetime
Every couple of years
Once a year
More than once a year
14. What would you expect your role to be in a marriage?
Equal to my hubby - everything 50/50
One of incontrovertable authority
Taking care of all the home stuff - but my Mr. would have to earn the dough
Doing what I'm told by my husband
Doing what I'm told by my mother-in-law
Super-wife (watch as she simultaneously mows the lawn, bathes the children and cooks a 3 course meal complete with favours!!)
15. What's the sqare root of 3969?
Brains are a dangerous thing in a woman.
Uhhhh... 4? eyelash flutter
63
I refuse to justify that with an answer.
16. How do you like the country you stay in compared to your 'home' country?
It rocks.
It has its own flaws but I'd much rather live here than back home.
I have no attachment to this country. I stay here purely to make money and wire it back to my relatives.
It is a filthy disgusting place. These goray have no morals and should be avoided as much as possible.
This is my home country (UK, US etc)
This is my home country (Pakistan, India etc)
17. Your sister implies your husband only married you to gain citezenship. What is your response?
Never speaking to her again, ever.
Gently implying her children are bad mannered monkey brats that look like your pariah relative.
Understanding that she's just jealous of your (Shah Rukh Khan-lookalike) man.
Accepting that she might be worried about you due to love.
Breaking down in tears as you realise you haven't seen him since you signed those papers.
I would never let that situation arise!
18. Which of these features is most important to you in a potential husband?
Looks
Money
Personality
Caste
Profession
I have no criteria, it's up to my parents.
19. What's your opinion on consanguinal marriage?
Marrying a cousin? Gross!
It's not for me, but I can understand why other people do it.
It's wrong, the kids turn out funny.
It's okay, it's easier to trust a cousin than a stranger.
It's good. Keeps the blood pure.
I would never marry anyone that wasn't related to me.
20. Describe your face:
Well proportioned
Stunning
Sultry
Innocent
Wonky
I can't see it due to flab
21. Where do you expect to live after you're married.
Wherever my husband wants.
With my in-laws.
Near my in-laws.
With my own family.
Near my own family.
In the ideal home my husband 'voluntarily' buys me as a wedding gift.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. What's your current marital status?

Single and looking

Single and not looking, I hate marriage, go me

Married (and looking, hehe)

Divorced

Widowed

Engaged

4. What's your level of education/what are you studying for?

Professional university degree (eg medicine, dentistry, law)

Science-based university degree

Business-based university degree

Arts/english type degree

Some kind of college course but I tell people it's a degree

Why would I need an education? A woman's place is in the home

5. How are your roti making skills?

I get by.

My rotis are so round you can calculate pi to a bazillion places from them. Their light and fluffy texture is known to have made grown men weep. I am the don of chapattis.

The shape's good but the texture isn't.

The texture's good but the shape isn't.

They look like maps of the world, and taste like them too.

What's a roti?

6. How fluent are you in your 'mother tongue'?

I only speak English.

I don't speak English, and am obviously I am using a translator for this quiz.

I'm pretty good, I've sat exams in it.

I can hold coversations with aunties.

I know how to say yes and smile demurely.

I frequently manage to insult people's mothers accidentally.

7. What height are you?

I am a towering Amazonian princess (ie over 6ft)

Quite tall (over 5'6)

Medium (5'5-5'6)

Shortish (less than 5'4)

Vertically challenged (5'0 or less)

8. What's your build? (be honest!)

I provide shade in summer, and am well padded for winter.

I am slightly overweight.

I'm average.

I'm slim.

I'm thin.

If I turn sideways I disappear.

9. How do you usually dress?

You'd never be able to tell I'm not from the pind.

I wear western clothes outside, but apna clothes at home.

I wear Asian clothes when it's appropriate (eg family visits)

I only wear Asian clothes on special occasions.

There are options besides jeans?

I like to reveal as much flesh as possible whatever I'm wearing.

10. What would you do if you saw one of your mum's friends (called Auntijee) in town?

Attempt to hide whatever inappropriate behaviour I was indulging in.

Avoid her.

Smile and wave.

Say hi.

Make small talk.

Have a 2 hour conversation then invite her home for dinner.

11. How are your cooking skills?

I can make a 3 course meal complete with biryani and a delicious Asian dessert. And I do so. Every day.

I can make most common dishes.

I can make one or two Asian dishes.

I mainly make gora food.

I can cook an egg in various (okay, 2) ways.

Last time I went to the kitchen was because I got lost.

12. If your skin colour was to be compared to a foodstuff, it would be:

basmati rice

wheatish

caramel

chocolate

aubergine

tangerine

13. How often do you go 'back home'?

What are you talking about? I go home every day, duh.

Once in a lifetime

Every couple of years

Once a year

More than once a year

14. What would you expect your role to be in a marriage?

Equal to my hubby - everything 50/50

One of incontrovertable authority

Taking care of all the home stuff - but my Mr. would have to earn the dough

Doing what I'm told by my husband

Doing what I'm told by my mother-in-law

Super-wife (*watch as she simultaneously mows the lawn, bathes the children and cooks a 3 course meal complete with favours!!*)

15. What's the sqare root of 3969?

Brains are a dangerous thing in a woman.

Uhhhh... 4? *eyelash flutter*

I refuse to justify that with an answer.

16. How do you like the country you stay in compared to your 'home' country?

It rocks.

It has its own flaws but I'd much rather live here than back home.

I have no attachment to this country. I stay here purely to make money and wire it back to my relatives.

It is a filthy disgusting place. These goray have no morals and should be avoided as much as possible.

This *is* my home country (UK, US etc)

This *is* my home country (Pakistan, India etc)

17. Your sister implies your husband only married you to gain citezenship. What is your response?

Never speaking to her again, ever.

Gently implying her children are bad mannered monkey brats that look like your pariah relative.

Understanding that she's just jealous of your (Shah Rukh Khan-lookalike) man.

Accepting that she might be worried about you due to love.

Breaking down in tears as you realise you haven't seen him since you signed those papers.

I would never let that situation arise!

18. Which of these features is most important to you in a potential husband?

Looks

Money

Personality

Caste

Profession

I have no criteria, it's up to my parents.

19. What's your opinion on consanguinal marriage?

Marrying a cousin? Gross!

It's not for me, but I can understand why other people do it.

It's wrong, the kids turn out funny.

It's okay, it's easier to trust a cousin than a stranger.

It's good. Keeps the blood pure.

I would never marry anyone that wasn't related to me.

20. Describe your face:

Well proportioned

Stunning

Sultry

Innocent

Wonky

I can't see it due to flab

21. Where do you expect to live after you're married.

Wherever my husband wants.

With my in-laws.

Near my in-laws.

With my own family.

Near my own family.

In the ideal home my husband 'voluntarily' buys me as a wedding gift.

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