Favorite quotes from any TV show

Thread Topic: Favorite quotes from any TV show

OZZYIOMMI
Joined: Nov 4, '10
Status: Senior
2012-01-10 21:32:04
"Looks like Parker has to crawl in the air ducts again. God forbid anyone else learns to crawl on their stomach through a tight space. Its not rocket science people."
"Parker.. you do realise we can hear you?"

~ Parker & Elliot from Leverage
skatterbrain
Joined: Sep 9, '11
Status: Junior
2012-01-12 02:19:04
im trying to like people..
im just trying to avoid the stupid ones

becker - from the show.. becker
smartgirl115
Joined: Dec 28, '10
Status: Junior
2012-01-12 17:39:49
"It's called the ugly barnacle. Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end." -Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)

"Sister Sam mad! Sister Sam put on mean face!" -Sister Sam, Pat's older sister (SBSP)
smartgirl115
Joined: Dec 28, '10
Status: Junior
2012-01-13 23:09:29
"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty." -random characters from "Family Guy"
AllHailLelouch
Joined: Dec 30, '11
Status: Novice
2012-01-17 10:14:11
"Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh?" -South Park
And all quotes from Cam in Modern Family!!
smartgirl115
Joined: Dec 28, '10
Status: Junior
2012-01-19 17:47:47
Here's another famous SB quote everyone knows:

WHO YOU CALLING A PINHEAD?

>:PPPPPPP
irishlass17
Joined: Feb 2, '12
Status: Newbie
2012-02-07 13:00:50
hello girls- him powerpuff girls
pull the lever kronk * falls through hole* wrong lever- ezama lol idk i know it's not a show it's a movie but i love that part!
6 6 sick
Joined: May 17, '10
Status: Senior
2012-02-07 22:48:39
And this is where I'd put my Trophy IF I HAD ONE!-Timmys dad from Fairly Odd Parents.
smartgirl115
Joined: Dec 28, '10
Status: Junior
2012-02-10 14:12:27
"It's peanut butter jelly time!" -Brian, "Family Guy"
"Oh, my god! you are so f------ funny!" -Peter
"Look at that, huh? Look at that s***." -random cat
BTRfreak
Joined: Nov 8, '11
Status: Novice
2012-02-11 18:44:13
Screw you guys I'm going home! - Cartman (Southpark)
Kitsune
Joined: May 30, '10
Status: Experienced
2012-02-11 20:47:10
"What's sexting?"
"Parker, I'm not having this conversation."

~ Parker & Elliot from Leverage
xD love this one
Hatshepsut237
Joined: Jun 21, '10
Status: Senior
2012-02-11 21:15:16
"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so......very......pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."

Mal from Firefly
Kitsune
Joined: May 30, '10
Status: Experienced
2012-02-11 21:27:00
*shaking Bill's hand*
"I feel like a paleontologists who's been hunting dinosaurs his whole life, and finally got to meet one!"

~Fred Randal from Rocket Man
smartgirl115
Joined: Dec 28, '10
Status: Junior
2012-02-11 21:33:30
Announcette: "Chef Man and Raven!"
*Raven Baxter and her father, Victor Baxter, woop and cheer. The rest of the crowd boos loudly, except Chelsea Daniels and Eddie Thomas.*

>XD This scene in one ep of TSR (That's so Raven) was hilarious! Also...

Chelsea: "Get your cook on, get your cook on, get your cook... on." >XD
Kitsune
Joined: May 30, '10
Status: Experienced
2012-02-11 22:14:32
"Medical transportation? What the f--- is that?"

~Walter from Jeff Dunham Arguing With Myself


"Remember that big earthquake we recently had?"
"Yeah."
"Not two seconds before, I told my son to pull my finger. I farted, and half the neighborhood fell down. He hasn't come near me since."

~Walter and Jeff from Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity (I think)
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