I want you to start a timer, and type non-stop for 5 minutes

Thread Topic: I want you to start a timer, and type non-stop for 5 minutes

barberbob2 Joined: Dec 10, '09 Status: Advanced	2012-02-05 22:10:29
	Alright, so I was thinking about our universe and how everything works and such and how small and insignificant we all really are. I was thinking about this and I realized that we are very very small and that no matter how big you think you are, that your point of reference is only committed to yourself and to things you can physically see. So by considering this fact, you have to wonder if what we consider as small is in fact ginormous conparred to something that's actually smaller. And on another note, what do things that are really small see? Since their point of reference makes things we see as small seem big, does that mean that things that they see as small, we cant actually see at all. If an animal were microscopic and had fully developed eyes, would that mean that it would see individual cells wherever it walked? Or if it were even smaller, could it see individual atoms? It's crazy to think that something that we consider too small to see could actually be something just kinda small to something else. And also, on another note, does that mean that these things could affect those cells or atoms? Imagine if a creature was so small that it could affect an atom? What would happen if it split said atom? That thing would have to be carefull to never ever split a single atom or else it would kill itself with an explosion! But luckaly there arent things that small that are organic. There are things that can affect cells, yes. But not atoms. But even something that can affect cells. It could sit there and rearange your DNA. It's really scary to think about. Especially when you realize that there already is something like that. We call them bacteria and viruses. That's what they do. They change DNA and affect cells and manipulate them. This brings us to the next big problem, if something that small can affect a single cell, then what happens if they affect alot of cells? They can effectively control a larger bio mass. Running it like a mindless puppet. This, ladies and mentlegen, is going to be how the world ends. A virus to take over organic life, make it cannibalize other organic material through an ineffective hunting strategy, and then that item, now infected with this new virus, will become a mindless slave itself. And then we'll eventually have zombies and nobody wants zombies. Now do they? Now it's your turn.
Appayipyip42 Joined: Jan 24, '10 Status: Advanced	2012-02-05 22:21:43
	Hmm. I've been thinking about Orcs all day. I can't stop thinking about Orcs, and Klingons, and Orc-Klingons. Engineer. No, Harley ate my damn motorcycle. s---, dropped the golden 87 penis. No wai, vagina cave. Fortykiller? Spartan jizz bombs. Ekan dorius meio kiras. Du' gekka florg mey' jatlh. This is my mind. Deal with it. At the current rate of thoughts per second I can only display 1/47 of them. Imagine this, but on a 47 time bigger scale and with a dancing retarded Draenei on a platform to Benny Hill. And this bat wing flying Orc. And how I'm a Klingon. Is there spicy food around? I want purple drink. Drezzan gakk'moy shi' orden 'kai. Can engineers fly 99 bottles of beer? Yes. They're f---ing f---ING engineers. I'm on a horse.
I Forgot My Name Joined: Dec 20, '11 Status: Novice	2012-02-05 22:42:02
	Well, this world has came to a horrid place, for I'm greatly ashamed to be in society. I mean c'mon, I saw 8 year olds going into Victoria Secret and checking p--- apps on there iPhones. My step brother (Who's just turned 10) is almost a p--- addict. I'm glad to say that I'm free of any slutty things this world's came up with. A girl, only like 10 or 11, asked me if she should wear her thong the next day. Its like this world has evolved to a pervert... I wish that it wouldn't be like this, that everything could be pure and magical and all that shit. But, life isn't that way. Peace hasn't came, and it probably never will. Why does everything have to be so sexual and pedophiled? I think that maybe technology started it, but technology is something I'm greatful, for I wouldn't be typing this if it wasn't here. I guess what I'm saying is that the world has it's advantages and dis advantages.
VegeKaka Joined: Aug 2, '10 Status: Senior	2012-02-05 22:54:29
	I'm pretty excited about s--- this year, damn this usually doesn't happen a lot but I'm happy it did this year. I'm pretty excited about the World Cup this year, I'm hoping that the rumors of Kaka joining the games for Brazil are true, damn that man is a sexy piece of ass. Speaking of sexy, there's this sexy guy that works in K Mart, I shouldn't say who he is, but by God he is f---ing sexy. I know he's Latino, maybe Hispanic, and that probably explains why I like him a lot. I mean, they're not as sexy as Asians, but dammit I'd totally chose a Latino in a heartbeat if I had to. Oh, and talking about K Mart, the Valentine's day cards they have there are s---, I'm sticking to my original plan and I'm just going to draw something for everyone. It's only 23 students anyway, and it's custom made for them. Now that I'm on the subject of drawing, I was so tempted to draw Jonathan's fatass cat eating it's dinner, but I couldn't really do it because it got up and took a nap, what a fatass. I like cats, I used to have on in my old home, but f---ing hell Jonathan's cat is pretty damn fat. I'd like to poke it with a stick, but he'd probably get mad at me. It's his fault for making that cat a huge piece of ass. Man, if anything his name shouldn't be Gatito, it should be Bola or Albondiga. Not sure if I spelled them right, but I hardly care right now. Oh, and before my time runs out, lemme say that I get the best of my ideas when I'm taking a s---.