Jokes and quotes
Thread Topic: Jokes and quotes
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Bambi
Joined: Mar 30, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-09 08:35:23 |
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LoL Ban! I know Rachy we can call her Creidom! It's crazy + random + weird!  LoL
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xXBanisherXx
Joined: Aug 19, '08
Status: Newbie | 2009-08-09 14:24:29 |
| Crazy+Random+Wierd= my cousin Nick. Every New Year's Eve he throws a knife at me. Nicked my finger last years. Almost every time i go to his house, he takes a lighter and a can of Axe, aims at my head, and fires. But im too good to be hit. i ducked once and punched him in the stomach, stalling him for long enough for me to run down stairs and grab a knife to defend myself. lol, true story | |
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Bambi
Joined: Mar 30, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-10 04:36:28 |
Oh my gosh why does he throw knives at you!  LoL. Poor you.
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Carri04
Joined: Jun 15, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-12 00:18:37 |
| OMG thats just violent and mean, poor u xXBanisherXx | |
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Carri04
Joined: Jun 15, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-12 00:24:59 |
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weird, crazy+random+ is also me, random because I say something completely weird at a very strange time like for example: friends are talking about death, I say: COCONUT!!! they all look at me weird weird because I talk to the wall (just to freak people out) crazy because for a birthday party I showed up in a banana suit and a giant sign that says "MY BEST FRIEND IS A MONKEY" lol all true xD | |
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Carri04
Joined: Jun 15, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-12 00:26:39 |
| i meant to say random+crazy+weird xD | |
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Bambi
Joined: Mar 30, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-12 12:34:55 |
| LoL Carri04. Where are you from, Florida? (LoL, bad CA joke...) | |
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rachcab21
Joined: Jun 29, '09
Status: Newbie | 2009-08-12 22:23:14 |
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Hahaha! Awesome Ban! Yeah! Creidom sounds good, but I don't know if I could remember how to spell that. I'm slow. | |
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xXBanisherXx
Joined: Aug 19, '08
Status: Newbie | 2009-08-12 22:36:45 |
| awesome? i was screaming curses as i ran down the stairs. and this one time, he ran at me with a chainsaw, but thats a story for another time (unless u want to hear it :) ) | |
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Carri04
Joined: Jun 15, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-12 23:12:59 |
| We'd love to hear it lol, and I'm from Taiwan (yes I'm asian -_-) but I live in Canada! | |
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rachcab21
Joined: Jun 29, '09
Status: Newbie | 2009-08-13 00:05:59 |
| Cool Carri04! We Asians ROCK! *High Fives Carri04* Yeah Ban! We would LOVE to hear the story! | |
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Carri04
Joined: Jun 15, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-16 03:04:06 |
| *high fives back* lol | |
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Anastasia
Joined: Jun 11, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-16 03:05:02 |
| Lol! I'm pale and white! *high fives myself* | |
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xXBanisherXx
Joined: Aug 19, '08
Status: Newbie | 2009-08-16 15:47:27 |
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sry, been away. heres the story: me and him were helping his dad cut some trees down that were too close to his house. his dad (being the smart man he is) gave my cousin the chainsaw. i had an old, rusty wood axe. my cousin began to chop down trre after tree, leaving stumps with terribly un-straight cuts(it was like a wooden roller coaster) his dad came over and said to me why wasn't i doing as many trees as my cousin. i answered because im not a dumb@ass. my cousin over heard me and said im the one with the chainsaw! who's the dumb@ss now??? then he dropped the chainsaw on his foot (not the blade) and began to jump around screaming. his dad came over to help and i (accidentaly) was on the ground, in tears laughing at him. minutes later he picks up the chainsaw and charges at me, as i get up to run. i go towards the wooden axe as his dad is yelling at my cousin to stop. then i ran, picked up the axe, and fled deeper into the woods (which was only an acre or 2 long in all directions) after my great escape (i keep running until he gave up), i got a ride from a man driving on route 9 (which is next to the woods) he took me home (hour south from my cousin). The End | |
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Carri04
Joined: Jun 15, '09
Status: Novice | 2009-08-16 20:55:30 |
| Holy f**k your cuzin has mental issues! and wowwwwwwww O_o craziness! |
