oh god xD

Thread Topic: oh god xD

kitty1802
Joined: Mar 20, '10
Status: Experienced
2012-02-12 18:43:35
2 Hours in Heaven: Deathnote and Persona 3
Your Result: Matt

You pulled out a lighter and sighed. " Matt, get your butt in this closet!" After entering, Matt pressed his lips to yours, you could taste his smokey tounge in your mouth. " Whoa, Matt. Do that again, please?" You asked after he pulled away. You ripped off Matt's shirt, and he started placing soft kisses on your neck. After he found your sweet spot, you moaned. " I love you, ___." Matt said. " I love you." You said, after a little kissing, the door opened. Everyone said, " Awww!" You and Matt got married and had two kids named Brock and Candice.


Matt: WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT THHHHAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK?!
zeronightshade
Joined: Jan 12, '12
Status: Novice
2012-02-12 18:45:52
Oh poor Matt. I'm glad I'm Lawliet.
kitty1802
Joined: Mar 20, '10
Status: Experienced
2012-02-12 18:47:17
Me: I CANT MARRY MYSELF!!! I CANT HAVE KIDS WITH MYSELF!!!

Matt: :3 are you sure?

Me: OH GOD MATT.
Selena112
Joined: Dec 11, '10
Status: Senior
2012-02-12 18:48:11
Well, it might be possible...
kitty1802
Joined: Mar 20, '10
Status: Experienced
2012-02-12 18:49:19
Me: well, i dont plan on finding out.

Matt: aww...

Me: OH MY GOD.

Matt: yes?

Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
firegirl88
Joined: Oct 27, '11
Status: Junior
2012-02-12 18:49:52
xD
zeronightshade
Joined: Jan 12, '12
Status: Novice
2012-02-12 18:50:31
Oh crap.
kitty1802
Joined: Mar 20, '10
Status: Experienced
2012-02-12 18:51:10
Me: L!!! MATT IS BROKEN!!!

Matt: no im not...

Me: YES!!! YOU ARE!!!
Selena112
Joined: Dec 11, '10
Status: Senior
2012-02-12 18:51:22
Unless...

I think producing offspring with yourself would be considered inbreeding.
zeronightshade
Joined: Jan 12, '12
Status: Novice
2012-02-12 18:52:55
I will fix Matt! Where are his batteries?
kitty1802
Joined: Mar 20, '10
Status: Experienced
2012-02-12 18:53:39
Matt: thats for me to know, and for mello to find out.

Me: GOD DAMN IT, MATT, YOURE SUCH A PERV!!!
zeronightshade
Joined: Jan 12, '12
Status: Novice
2012-02-12 18:55:46
Damn I'd rather pretend to have friends.
zeronightshade
Joined: Jan 12, '12
Status: Novice
2012-02-12 18:59:19
I know how to fix Matt! We need a Death Note.
kitty1802
Joined: Mar 20, '10
Status: Experienced
2012-02-12 19:00:51
Matt: NONONONONONONOHELLNO.
zeronightshade
Joined: Jan 12, '12
Status: Novice
2012-02-12 19:02:11
Shut up Matt! Where's Kira when you need him?!
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