Oohwoowoo

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Thread Topic: Oohwoowoo

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    Acrimony Experienced
    Chad: u tryna get ur head shoveled in ?!
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    Hit me all you want, Chad! But you'll never beat down my passion for her! It'll be more red hot than your passion ever has and will be! So fight me for her honor!
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    Acrimony Experienced
    U don't know who you're messing with, do you?! You'll be dead by the time I'm done with you, I'm the captain of the football team after all! Don't make me get my lads out
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    I'm more prepared than you think, Chad.. *I pull out my Makarov pistol* Now just back up and leave. I don't want to have to put you out of commission.
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    Acrimony Experienced
    I uh... w-wot are you doing with that?! There's no need to bring out guns, you some sort of psychopath?
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    I'm crazy, Chad! CRAZY FOR LOVE!
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    Acrimony Experienced
    Ahh, get this guy away from me! He's a freak!!
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    Get the f--- out of here, Chad! Before I pull the trigger!
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    Acrimony Experienced
    Oh god, I can't lose a limb, I have a football match on Saturday!

    Chad ran back to his lads, who also, began to run away too
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    *As soon as they're out of sight, I turn to you can pull out the clip of the gun, only to show that it's empty* I can't believe that worked.
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    Acrimony Experienced
    You pulled the same trick in 8th grade, said it was your father's gun
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    Haha, I can't believe you remembered that... So you like me too, da?
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    Acrimony Experienced
    w-what? There's still Chad. He's, he's not here now but...
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    absol heart Hot Shot
    Chad's a puss. Leave him to me. Just be mine, my darling... Hell, let me be yours, I beg of you.
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    Acrimony Experienced
    My fathers in the mafia though, you know he's never been a fan of you. My last three boyfriends got decapitated in moonlight because of him

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