Let's talk about some jokes!

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Thread Topic: Let's talk about some jokes!

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    Rebekahh27 Novice
    Say your favorite joke!
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    Olive Girl Novice
    Strawberry: Hey, do you wanna run away and get married?
    Cantaloupe: Sorry, but I cantelope.
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    Olive Girl Novice
    What do you call a pineapple that eats another pineapple?
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    Olive Girl Novice
    ^Cannibalism
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    Rebekahh27 Novice
    Lol
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    Olive Girl Novice
    There once was a man who didn't know any words. He went to church and he learnt to say, "mi, mi, mi, mi, mi" (in a sing-songy voice). Then he went to a restaurant and he learnt to say, "forks and knifes, forks and knifes!". Then he went to get a haircut, and the hairstylist asked him if he would like a shave, and he learnt to say, "plug it in! plug it in!" Later that evening there was a murder scene. The police came to his house and asked the man, "do you know who killed this man?" and he said, "mi, mi, mi, mi, mi" Then they asked him, "what did you kill him with?" and he said, "forks and knifes, forks and knifes!" Then they said, "would you like to sit in the electric chair?" and he said, "plug it in! plug it in!"
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    Hiccstrid Novice
    XD I've heard a different version of that joke before
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    Hiccstrid Novice
    Bob: My neighbors were up stomping on the floor upstairs all night last night!
    Joe: Did they wake you up?
    Bob: No, thankfully I was already up practicing my violin.
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    Hiccstrid Novice
    There's this magic mountain that when you. Jump off it, you turn into whatever you say. So a redhead jumps off and. Says "Eagle!" And she turns into an eagle. A brunette jumps off and says "Butterfly" and she turns into a butterfly. A blonde jumps off and on the way down trips on a vine and says "Oh crap!"
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    Olive Girl Novice
    XD
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    Hiccstrid Novice
    There's these two blonde girls that are having a picnic, and they are arguing on whether to sit in the middle of the road or by a tree next to the road. They finally decide to sit in the middle of the road. A car comes, and in swerving to miss them, hits the tree. One says to the other, "See? I told you it was a good idea not to sit next to the tree!"
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    Rebekahh27 Novice
    I heard some of these jokes, but in different versions. They are still funny!
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    Rebekahh27 Novice
    John: Want me to tell you a funny joke about the 30 foot wall?
    Dave: Ok.
    John: Maybe I shouldn't. You'll never get over it!

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