.3. y u gais no know Napoleon the 14th?!
Thread Topic: .3. y u gais no know Napoleon the 14th?!
OZZYIOMMI
Joined: Nov 4, '10
Status: Senior | 2012-02-09 16:49:54 |
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Hey, Hey! Shes gone away, Good bye and good riddance to her, hooray, hooray, hooray! And I'm sitting in the office, Goofin' on the job, Just throwing little darts at her photograph; hanging on the wall. Hey, what the hell is this? I always miss. I haven't hit it yet. So what? And why am I upset? Perhaps I need to get, New darts, Of course- that's all, I put them in the jar, and now I think I'm feeling better than before, Oh boy, it's just a toy And I best be getting to work or I'll be unemployed, 'Cos I'm sitting in the office, Goofin' on the job, Just thumbing up my nose at her photograph; hanging on the wall. Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that sort of thing. Oh no, How can I make it up? Perhaps if only this, A kiss! Okay? Relax! I kiss the photograph, And to think I almost ripped the thing in half! Oh gee, what's wrong with me? I best put the picture away before I blow my tree! 'cos I'm sitting in the office, Goofin' on the job, Just shouting dirty words at her photograph- What? I-I-It isn't there! I-I-It Never was... There is no photograph.... It-It-It's just a window! Oh... Oh no... Oh no... OH NO! Oh no~ oh... | |
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OZZYIOMMI
Joined: Nov 4, '10
Status: Senior | 2012-02-09 16:58:07 |
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I live in a place where the nuts hunt the squirrels In a place where the nuts hunt the squirrels, haha Its a beautiful spot where I dont think a lot And mostly I dont think of girls like you, hoo ha I dont think of girls like you! When I think of the traffic, and horns And lights that flash and signs that blink And say dont walk and subways that roar And brakes that skreech And noisy men drilling holes in the streets! Im mad for that place where the nuts hunt the squirrels Where the people all smile and I play, haha And I spend all my time skipping rocks at the ducks And I dont think of girls like you, hoo ha I dont think of girls like you! You drove me to this and you know that you did To the place where the nuts hunt the squirrels, haha But I couldnt care less cause my life was a mess So who needs the human race, haha I dont need the human race! I dont have any use for girls like you Who tell me what I should say and do And how I should cut my hair And shave my shoes and shine my face I live like a nut in the human race! So Im mad for this place where the nuts hunt the squirrels And its here I shall always remain, haha Its here I shall always remain But theres just one complaint Ive had so far Theyre trying to drive me sane,hee hee Theyre trying to drive me sane,ho ho Theyre trying to drive me sane,haha Theyre trying to drive me sane,hee hee Theyre trying to drive me sane,ho ho Theyre trying to drive me sane,haha Theyre trying to drive me sane,hee hee Theyre trying to drive me sane! | |
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OZZYIOMMI
Joined: Nov 4, '10
Status: Senior | 2012-02-09 17:00:04 |
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I've lived in apartments I've lived in a home I've traveled in trailors When I used to roam But now in these places You won't catch me dead, 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head I do what I want to No worries, no cares If anyone bugs me I'll climb level stairs Way up to a level Where astronauts bed 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head In here time means nothing I coulden't care less I don't run for buses And trains are a mess There's no one to care for I don't make a bed 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head I like how I'm living I'm nobody's slave My head's above water So don't make a wave There's no door to lock And no door to be fed 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head So why should I move When the neighborhood's right No taxes to pay And no landlord to fight Now I call this living Once more as I said 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head Now you keep your old turf Your hills and what's new You sure coulden't have them And live like I do You think I have problems But you do instead 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head I live with two people I like most of them He likes most of me And I like most of him Their my alter egos And to them I'm wed 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head There's no simple status In my neighbohood It's that kind of thinking That keeps it so good I don't take the lead But I like to be led 'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head | |
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OZZYIOMMI
Joined: Nov 4, '10
Status: Senior | 2012-02-09 17:03:34 |
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One, two, three! Here we go! Bedlam, bedlam! Ho, ho, ho! Knock, knock, knock! Come right in! Youre the people from the looney bin! Howd you guys get here so soon? Did you spot my toy balloon? Please dont make the straps too snug. Ive always been a fragile bug. Must we march? Cant we ride? Ive got my horse parked right outside. Glad to see that were on time But must you always speak in rhyme? Lock the door and hide the key, Cause if I get loose, you wont catch me | |
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OZZYIOMMI
Joined: Nov 4, '10
Status: Senior | 2012-02-09 17:10:30 |
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Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because Id go beserk? WELL, You left me anyhow and Then the days got worse and worse And now you see Ive gone completely out of my mind AND Theyre coming to take me away, Haha, theyre coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And Ill be happy to see Those nice young men In their clean white coats And theyre coming to take me AWAY, HA HAAAA You thought it was a joke, and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED! When I had said that losing you Would make me flip my lid, RIGHT? You know you laughed. I HEARD you laugh, you laughed And laughed and laughed And then you left, But now you know Im utterly mad AND Theyre coming to take me away, Haha, theyre coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the happy home with trees and flowers And chirping birds and basket weavers Who sit and smile and Twiddle their thumbs and toes And theyre coming to take me away, HAHAAAAAAAAA I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, And this is how you pay me back For all my kind unselfish loving deeds HUH? Well, you just wait, Theyll find you yet, And when they do, theyll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT, AND Theyre coming to take me away, Haha, theyre coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And Ill be happy to see Those nice young men In their clean white coats And theyre coming to take me AWAY, Theyre coming to take me away, Haha, theyre coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the happy home with trees and flowers And chirping birds and basket weavers Who sit and smile and Twiddle their thumbs and toes And theyre coming to take me away, Theyre coming to take me away, Haha, theyre coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And Ill be happy to see Those nice young men In their clean white coats And theyre coming to take me AWAY, Theyre coming to take me away, Haha, theyre coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the happy home with trees and flowers And chirping birds and basket weavers Who sit and smile and Twiddle their thumbs and toes And theyre coming to take me away, |
