Dr. Sues Wedding Vows
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Thread Topic: Dr. Sues Wedding Vows
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Would you be Mrs. Sues?
Would Mrs. Sues be the name you choose?
Why, choosing another would be no use.
Mrs. Peter, Mrs. John, or even Mrs. Goose.
A name better than Sues, why there is no such news!
Who would want another name than Mrs. Sues?
If I give you this ring, will you be my wife?
If I give you this ring, will you drop your knife?
Will you, Madam, be the love of my life?
Say I do, hold my hand until the afterlife.
This is your vow to me, please be my wife.
My vow to you
Is simple and true.
You'll never be blue.
I'll offer you my left shoe.
I will stop sleeping with Sue.
I will always be there for you.
Who is Sue?
Well Sue is Who.
Yes, Sue is Who and you is True.
Who is you?
Why Mrs. Sues, if you say I do.
Say I do, and be mine life through.
We shall not talk that I sleep with Sue. -
do you mean Dr. Seuss
or do you actually mean Dr. Sues -
Oops.
I mean Dr. Suess the writer. -
Cat in the Hat Goes to Court
By Dr. Sues -
Is that already written? Because that sounds like an interesting poem for me to write.
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Dr. Suess Goes to Court
Your honour,
I did not rape this girl.
I simply just stole her pearl.
Yes that's right sir.
Do you know what her pearl stands for?
Something she can't get back at the store.
Something precious, want to know more?
No! Don't call security, your honour.
I am an innocent man!
I will not use the bathroom in the jail can!
I did not stuff her in my van!
Taking her pearl was not part of the plan!
I promise you sir, I didn't hurt Madam.
I just stole the pearl from her clam.
Oh, on that clam, I went wham!
Let me free, you be the man!
I'm sure if you ask her, she had good as time as any!
It was mainly her, not much, not many.
She's pretty sweet, and has a nice fanny!
And I wouldn't want to be her nanny...
I am an innocent man! As good as any!
Wait, what? You're letting me free?
An innocent man you make of me?
After all the s--- I ranted, a sane man you see?
I was testing this court... I did not expect this to be...
Why, a sick man I pretended to show thee...
I spoke horrible things of virginity.
Yet after all that, you're setting me free?
I apologize to the woman, who helped me with this test.
I expected the court to be at its best.
Instead what I see makes me unable to digest.
For they would free a sick rapist.
I apologize to the woman everywhere who have this protest.
For I was questioning the courts letting free a real rapist.
It makes me feel disgusted that you failed my test.
If I didn't reveal my scheme you see...
I would be like that swimmer you set free. -
Noice magie
Real nasss -
you could have written about any legal matter and you wrote about Dr. Seuss raping someone
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Yes. It was actually a friend's idea.
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