My Calculus Proffeser Chronicals
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day 1
professor: first of all does anyone think we have to take a break? because if no one wants one we don't have to take it.
Me: i kinda did
professor: *crest fallen* oh. but if i give you a five minuet break you wont come back in five minuets.
me: well then can we eat in class? cause' this class is right on lunch time.
Professor: oh we wont have time to eat -
Day 2
Professor: *huddled up to the black board writing approx. 100 miles per hour.
me: *blink, blink* how did that 2 get in there?
Professor: i see you do not understand. lets try it. *writes some more*
me:no but how did the 2 get in there? is it coming from the left or the right?
professor: i do not like it when you say left or right, it has nothing to do with that.
me: ok, is it negative or positive?
Professor: i do not like when you say negative or positive it has nothing to do with that.
me: *blink, blink*
Professor: aw i see you do not believe me. lets try it *writes some more* now we shall do such a thing, and prove it.
*writes problems and proves them for two hours* -
day 3
Professor: ...so that's why the third digit goes to the infinite. now i will show you this last problem but i will prove it tomorrow. *does problem* but i see that leaves you feeling angry and bitter.
me: we're not angry
Professor: we shall do such a thing
me: we're not bitter *smiles sweetly*
professor: ah i see you do not like this i shall do three more to punish you -
day 3 (continued)
Me: *laughs*
professor: i see you laugh. you are missing the beauty of calculus.
some other student: oh no it is a beautiful problem :)
professor: the whole problem is you do not remember your algebra. it was to long ago -
day 4
Proffeser: since the exam we're hainvg today is about an hour long we shall have the lecture afterward s
Students: *take their exam*
(an hour later)
professer: now we shall finish proving this problem from yesterday.
student: can we take our break first
proffeser: *confused* breaks are for after you've done work. all we have done today is have fun...taking an exam *he was not even joking. he really meant that*
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lol Slim C:
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hey scar, C: lol
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day 5
Proffeser:.....*finishes a math problem* now i shall show you the proof. or you will sit through class feeling angry and bitter.
Me:i'm not bitter
someone else: me either
proffeser: i see you are not happy. does anyone else not want the proof?
everyone else: no we're fine
proffeser: does anyone want the proof???
anyone:...... -
Gggrrr i misspelled professor ALOT
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Day 5 (continued)
Professor: i see no one wants the proof. you are missing the beauty of calculus.
some idiot: are these proofs going to be on the exam?
professor: well...i suppose if you really want them i will put some just for you.
me: *thinks* WTF idiot -
lol dude.
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its meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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:D
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the crazy part is THIS IS BASED ON TRUTH!
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hey ran away did ya
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