For Young Women Only!

ok I gotta tell a joke: There were three girls; A blonde, a brunette, and a girl who dyed her hair green. Well all three girls went to a bar, sat at a table and talked. Suddenly the blonde goes up to the counter and asks the waiter: "Hey you one beer please." The waiter gives the girl her beer and she notices a mirror so she fluffs up her hair, drinks her beer, and then leaves. Next the Brunette comes up to the counter and says to the waiter: "Hey you one beer please." He gives the girl her drink and she notices a mirror so she shakes her head, drinks her beer, and then leaves. Finally the Green-haired girl goes up to the counter and asks the waiter for a beer, but when she notices the mirror she wipes her nose and combs her hair with her fingers in one motion. Then she drinks her beer and leaves. The end.

What does a frog do when he's angry with his picture? He Rib-its! How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3: One blonde to hand the second blonde holding the ladder the light bulb who hands it to the Third blonde who screws in the light bulb!