For Young Women Only!

ok I gotta tell a joke: There were three girls; A blonde, a brunette, and a girl who dyed her hair green. Well all three girls went to a bar, sat at a table and talked. Suddenly the blonde goes up to the counter and asks the waiter: "Hey you one beer please." The waiter gives the girl her beer and she notices a mirror so she fluffs up her hair, drinks her beer, and then leaves. Next the Brunette comes up to the counter and says to the waiter: "Hey you one beer please." He gives the girl her drink and she notices a mirror so she shakes her head, drinks her beer, and then leaves. Finally the Green-haired girl goes up to the counter and asks the waiter for a beer, but when she notices the mirror she wipes her nose and combs her hair with her fingers in one motion. Then she drinks her beer and leaves. The end.

What does a frog do when he's angry with his picture? He Rib-its! How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3: One blonde to hand the second blonde holding the ladder the light bulb who hands it to the Third blonde who screws in the light bulb!

Created by: Tigger

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Look down. Is there any "cleavage" or skin showing?
  2. Do you wear everyday: lipstick, Eye shadow, blush, eye liner, cover up, earrings, bracelets, rings, and the latest style of clothing?
  3. Do you copy what other people do in terms of: Eating, Dressing, Acting, and Talking?
  4. Do you allow guys to make "moves" on you?
  5. Do you swear? If you do what type would you categorize yourself as? a) Sailor's mouth(swears all the time), or b) Trucker's mouth(swears only the foulest words for certain events).
  6. Are you a boy who is doing my girl quiz because you are either: a) Gay, b) bored, or c) wanting to be naughty.
  7. We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this CONSTITUTION for the United States of America.
  8. Do you like to gossip?
  9. Do you believe true love waits? Meaning do you believe love should be saved till after you're married?
  10. Did you like this quiz?

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