Douchebag Vehemence Quiz

The title of Douchebag is thrown out all too often in modern times, as opposed to when, in biblical times, that title was given only to the true douche; someone who earned it through taxing trials of Douchebaggery by failing every one.

Let us see if you fit the description of Douchebag, or if you are a mere Dunce. Step into the void and find out your true heritage. If you think this test dose not apply to you, you need to take this test. And if you missed the grammatical error in the previous entencce, you REALLY need to take this test.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What kind of contraceptive do you use?
I'unno
condom
douche
birth control pill
multiple types
who needs protection?!
4. What is the capital of Canada
Canadia
Ottawa
Manitoba
Marlboro
Alberta
Toronto
5. What's your deal?
MY deal? What's YOUR deal?!
What is tHis all aboot, eh?
well, I think it has something to do with politics
This question makes no sense
None of these answers are even complete, grammatically correct sentences.
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
6. Why do you suck?
you!
your face!
yo' momma!
I have low self esteem.
well, I think it has something to do with politics
What kind of moron test is this? I'm starting to regret taking it.
7. What is wrong with this sentence: Al Gore said: "I don't like republicans because their all up in your face, like *bam*!"
"Republicans"" is not capitalized
nuffin'
It makes no sense.
"their" sould be "they're"
too much to mention
More to the point, what is wrong with you?
8. If you forget someone's birthday, and they get severely pissed...
Buy a bunch of cheap crap to make up for it.
buy a bunch of expensive crap to make up for it.
shift the blame
apologize
Wait it out
make a deal that they can forgo your birthday next year and you will be even
9. If quote: "everybody is doing it," you:
Sure as hell do it!
Don't conform no matter what
tell "everybody" to shove it eight and a half miles up their asses
Make an educated decision after analyzing what "it" is.
try to outdo "it." (i.e. do something more extreme)
do it for money
10. You vote based on...
Age
Personality
Party Affiliation
Major supporters of the candidate
eeny meeny miny moe
policies
11. Christ/Buddha/Vishnu/Santa/whatever loves:
everyone
everyone but you
everyone but homosexuals
you the most
people who deserve it
only the most charitable people
12. Who was responsible for 9/11?
Saddam Hussein
pissed off Muslims
Government conspiracy
Ahmed
Obama Bin Laden
Aliens
13. A kid and his dad are hit by a train while in their car, killing his father instantly. When the paramedics arrive, the boy is pulled from the flaming wreckage and taken to the doctor. After looking at the boy, the doctor turns to the paramedics and says:
His father came back as a zombie
he has two dads
it is not possible
the man in the car was not his real father
none of the above
all of the above

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